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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

just stay

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

operator: 911, please state— me: abcdefg, hij— operator: wait lemme get a pen me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight me: thanks

submitted 14 days ago • 20 comments

An update for Devon's route is finally here! 🐈‍⬛💪 Join our Patreon and read the end of our coach's day 4 a month earlier✨ Maybe there's some more highly anticipated feline content hidden in the update too? we're not telling 👀 Link: www.patreon.com/posts/dawn-c...

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

submitted 16 days ago • 3589 comments

FEBRUARY AFFIRMATIONS: -i am unbothered even when im truly bothered -my lips are not chapped and are supple and moisturized -there is money in my savings account -instagram is nothing to me

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

> finding a good minecraft mod > it's forge only

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office

submitted 26 days ago • 67 comments

No one knows why he is happy it’s not Normal

submitted 28 days ago • 40 comments

8-ball or 8-ball

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

MINDWAVE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF MINDSCAPE TOWER, DELVE INTO THE MINDS OF YOUR OPPONENTS IN THIS MICROGAME FRENZY. BE CONSUMED BY THE TRUTH THEY SPEAK TO YOU, IN THE CEREBRAL BATTLE OF SIGHT AND SOUND HIDDEN WITHIN EACH OF US. LIVE NOW ON KICKSTARTER, PLAY THE DEMO #gamedev #warioware

submitted 39 days ago • 60 comments

finally deactivated my twitter accounts, should've done that months ago #GoodBye

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

well that was super fun whilst it lasted, fuck the plant #balatro

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

holy shit epic billion flush 5 glass kings #balatro

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Your Honor Balatro

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

absolutely my best #balatro run ever omg the synergy was crazy, had red seal lucky jacks and kings playing flush fives and flush houses because of smeared joker, lucky cat joker had around x20 mult by the end I think?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

this has been me for the last month

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

Sharing because a good chunk of mutuals seem to be following this artist.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Average #Balatro play session

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

lol #balatro

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

what an insane joker setup that actually won lol red seal glass 10 was carrying the run #balatro

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out* My headphones: I turn off ☺️ Me: No I- My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️ Me: Please I just want to stop you falli- My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️ Me: PLEASE!!! My headphones: I turn off ☺️

submitted 34 days ago • 118 comments

*looking over your shoulder while you draw a twink* fatter.

submitted 35 days ago • 20 comments

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

submitted 35 days ago • 134 comments

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

submitted 35 days ago • 27 comments