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Elon musk: From now on the, uh, the government. will be, hah, "random". random. if you've ever seen the penguin who holds up a fork. um. spork actually. it will be like that. totally memed Ghost of Richard Nixon: Well I can't claim to understand it. But the young folks certainly seem excited

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Funny or die is still really popular in Bulgaria. they're uploading sketches about what it's like to have a weird roommate, in Bulgaria

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Do any of my followers own a large cargo ship? I am interested in stowing away in your hull for a number of months.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Holy shit Kevin Spacey just blew himself up with a suicide vest in this mall. Ah wait no. It was just some random guy

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Wow really? Rolling over and exposing my soft belly didn't elicit mercy? Fuck this

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I do not consider this character to be K-pop , Goodbye

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Stop fucking with him!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Think I just ran over one of Elon musk's kids with my car

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

fired from Kendrick Lamar's team for suggesting he collab with a pedophile rapper to show that even other pedophiles hate drake

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

📍 Japan

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

White guy surprises Japanese shopkeeper by speaking perfect english

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I think the super bowl should have Sun kil moon do his war on drugs diss track

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I need to get a job soon if I want to be buried in a nice cemetery when I die

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

This sando spot in Tōkyó has a line out the door

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

how I get discovered by a comedy troupe while in japan. I have some good ideas for Japanese comedy

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding. Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

I'm going to start a leftist airline.

submitted 17 days ago • 16 comments

Would love to be a slow-witted hick saying What Is That to a shimmering in the sky just before being ninja starred into splat by falling metal shards

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

The Gangs is such a strong yet soulful name that it pulled me out of dark rumination. Thank you The Gangs

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Making a slideshow of my travels... please join www.twitch.tv/eedrk

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

going back in time and blowing that cheeky shiba inu's head smoove off

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

getting rid of the dept of education so each child can spend one hour a day talking to chatgpt and the rest of their time mining Bitcoin by hand

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Egg mickey is a political prisoner

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I love this character 🐷🤗♥️

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

planes should be like Uber pool and they should do a detour to let me jump out at Pyongyang

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments