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The Woke Goat. Immune to Yakubian tricknology. Join the Keeps it Clean lifestyle today--no profanity, ever. This page supports unfettered decolonial violence against oppressors.
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(approaching you at the beach with a handful of sand) hey did you drop this?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Really imagine this. Imagine gathering in the millions in a city under bombardment. Imagine hearing the bombs in the distance, smelling the smoke, not certain whether they will strike and kill you or not, and raising your voice anyway. We all should be so courageous.

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

We've really reached the end. For real. Wow

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to cancel somebody today. You Better be careful or it could be you ....

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think he could have altered the fundamental conditions or anything but the ratfucking of Bernie Sanders in 2016 and 2020 accelerated us straight to the end stage of US imperialism at a rate that is hard to fathom

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I had enough time to write. I have so many thoughts about Gerald Horne's Counter Revolution of 1836. Almost finished, it's a truly spectacular work.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Me when the score in pickup bball is 10-7

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

No offense but being a body builder should be considered some kind of mental condition

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I can't explain it but I feel a tsunami coming

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone prominent talked about how capitalists want foreign workers on visas for the same reason that they need your health insurance to be employment based. Seems notable to me, idk, SHOUT OUT LUIGI!!

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy "F" Carter has died. A lesson to all those who use profanity.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Plácido Domingo. What a name. Come on now

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Tiny Tim has been found dead in miami

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

CARMELLA SOPRANO: Good morning, The Online Infant. THE ONLINE INFANT: Be quiet, Carmella Soprano. I'm much too busy for tedious pleasantries. I'm posting on the Internet. TONY SOPRANO: You better listen to it, Carmella Soprano. THE ONLINE INFANT: I am going to kill you both with a weapon.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

If you buy these you are a moron. You should be bullied out of every room you ever set foot in. I hate that these even exist

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up with bad tail bone pain for no reason. What the "F"

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

No more Christmas music

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

TONY SOPRANO: Hey Carmella. How's our new baby doing. CARMELLA SOPRANO: Not great, Tony. It's The Online Infant. THE ONLINE INFANT: I hate my Italian parents. I'm planning on harming them physically once I attain the physical strength to do so.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I'm obsessed with The Online Infant

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: The Online Infant has joined several websites and begun posting on them.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

"Just got born 😀✌️" - reportedly the first post from The Online Infant

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

I heard The Online Infant just got born and started posting

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I'm joining the war on Mexico on the side of Mexico

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

CUBA IN BRICS!!!

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

1/3 of millennial childhood was racist cartoons on TV manipulating your parents into feeding you unhealthy breakfasts

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Liking weed is cool. Liking beer is fine. Liking wine is alright. Liking liquor is messed up. I'm going to kick your body with my feet

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Body building is demented. I'm sorry but it's a seriously harmful and horribly normalized thing, these people are destroying their lives it's so sad

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I need massive backlashes against bodybuilding and business school pronto

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

- Read 20+ pages in English - Work - Exercise - Practice harmonica - Spanish Lesson - Read Spanish (any amount) My near-daily goals for the rest of my entire life

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

take note tim pool

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

lois died from murder and Stewie is the main suspect.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

It's so funny that you can just go to a picket. You don't need to work there or anything. Just hop in line lol

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Yemen being bombed right now, in the capital of Sana’a. Yemeni sources report US-UK warplanes carrying out the attack.

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

There's a beef on YouTube between two 5'6" bodybuilders with roid rage. One of them is Canadian and can only talk by screaming

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I'm practicing trolling. Getting better every day

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments