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in 2022, COVID knocked my heart off its rhythm. I stopped liking food & in 3 months, could barely walk. As a poor, I didn't go to the hospital until my husband couldn't wake me up & called an ambulance. My boss thinks he's a friggin' hero for not firing me. He's still holding it over my head.

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Years ago, I reached out to an author to tell him I liked his zombie detective book. Yesterday, the episode of him on my show just dropped. Sunrise, sunset. This interview was awesome, btw. Politics, zombies, AI, trauma, Madlib—it’s all here!! zencastr.com/z/8ntHBXz1

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I’m almost curious to find out what I’d do if the broligarchy tries to send me to one of RFK jr’s wellness farms. I’ll probably start by sitting down and making them carry my fatass.

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I’m trying not to spend on frivolous things so I can pay down my balance and see my doc again. But the local HappyWok keeps reminding me about BOGO crab Rangoon. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I have two racist uncles who are bigoted in very different ways. One of them just started listening to my show. They texted tonight to say I’m doing a good job and making them think. NGL, that feels pretty dang good. #FightTheFash

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It’s silly, but I will never not love using the walkie-talkie feature on Apple Watch to talk to H at work. I feel like Dick Tracy without having to wear yellow.

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10/10 No notes.

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They: God doesn’t want anyone to kill their baby. Me: Your god made a plan to let his 30-year old son get tortured by fascists, crucified and murdered so he could raise him from the dead like a total showoff. They: Jesus wasn’t a baby. Me: Neither is a fetus.

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Anybody know if we’re actually gonna get our tax returns?

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Rounding out a series of special episodes of the Mentally Oddcast, a panel of Michigan educators talk organizing to resist the fash regime. Also, school choice, Title IX, and the “weaponization of empathy.” zencastr.com/z/bMTOWNnE

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I think I just figured out T’s real problem with trans ppl. I imagine getting this look from Divine would haunt me for decades too.

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Our episode on gun ownership for noobs has earned me irate mail on both sides. This week on the Mentally Oddcast, me and a panel of sober folks talk maintaining sobriety in the face of fascism. zencastr.com/z/EAm-D-zD

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What’s a good joke that involves confusing LDS with LSD?

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If that speech made you wonder if you should buy a gun, we get it. And we’ll walk you through it. zencastr.com/z/0TBiXGIq

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We’re back! S3 of the Mentally Oddcast returns with an ep on Gun Ownership for anti-gun types. zencastr.com/z/0TBiXGIq

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I prolly shouldn’t say this. But as my 3rd President’s Son book is almost done, it really is convenient for me that we’re about to have the same President’s son we had when the 1st book came out in 2020. Obviously, it’s not worth the desolation it’ll cause. Still…

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NGL. The phrase “unconditional discharge” seems a lot funnier than it actually is when it happens to a felon. Esp to a sex writer. 🤭 But it’s nice to know that if I get rich enough, I can do any crime I want without consequences. Get ready to slam on your brakes to avoid a fat jaywalker!!! 🤣

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As I watch footage of Demi Moore with a Golden Globe, I’m struck by how many of her movies had the whole country talking at different points: —All that coke in St Elmo’s Fire —Indecent Proposal —Striptease —GI Jane —being in Beavis and Butthead with her ex —now, The Substance. Smashing, no?

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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.

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“I didn’t join [dating app] to find buddies.” Well, that’s a shame. Because being my buddy is really fucking cool. Just ask my buddies. Seriously. Wtf kind of grownass man doesn’t want to be my friend just because we’re not gonna bone? That’s dumb.

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You just know he’s about to run away with Melania. It’s the story of the century. ground.news/article/cana...

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The Mentally Oddcast returns January 15th. We have 3 special panel eps coming up: —Education & local politics —Maintaining sobriety as the country falls apart —Gun ownership for anti-gun folks. After that, back to ND creatives!! Are you a creative w/ trauma, ND, addiction, etc? HMU & let’s talk!

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I’m angry. The collection agency called again about the ambulance bill & implied that I couldn’t call an ambulance (I don’t call for fun. My heart is bad & I can’t afford the procedure) again unless I paid. That’s not true. I’m furious they’d say it, & even more mad that I believed it for hours. 🤬

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Wait. Y’all really haven’t subscribed to Sometimes Hilarious Horror magazine yet? Why?!? It’s great. You can laugh, be scared, support small business and new authors, and have less time to read the news! ko-fi.com/sometimeshil...

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For the love of all that is holy: Feliz año Nuevo means Happy New Year! Feliz ano nuevo means Have a nice anus. Not trying to tell anyone their business, but a lot of you are far too square and vanilla to be suddenly posting Best Wishes specifically for butts.

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Tried to explain to H that if we don’t get the charity help we applied for, I’ll probably die this year because my heart needs a procedure. He’s not taking it well. It feels mean to even take charity when it could save some little kid, or just someone who has kids. 🤷🏻‍♀️ American healthcare is dumb.

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The new shop is coming right along. Did you know if you’re a monthly subscriber (tiers begin at $1 a month) you can get a 1¢ lip balm with every order?!? Neat, right. Spooky soaps for the discerning bod!! Ko-fi.com/scaredsoapless

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So many people lamenting the passing of the great Olivia Hussey without mentioning her incredible performance of Norma Bates. Horror owes her so much.

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Getting the very last of the Scared Soapless helping families boxes this year. Mostly soap, lip balm, and small toys and books. But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!! 39 total boxes this year!!!

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Happy Christmas from me and that hotass hunk I married. We’re grateful to have a roof over our heads, a nice meal planned, a few small gifts, and each other. Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣

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THAT'S my president!

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Not sure what the corporate overlords will make of my new article. culturess.com/haters-appea...

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Feeling this pretty hard after talking to some teachers about education for my show. We're back in January.

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You guys!! Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.

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Nice

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I guffawed.

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Wow. Polio? I mean, I can see how fascists might think COVID is a lie or that it’s nbd. But polio? We really have to explain to the people about to take over our country that polio is bad? Hell, let’s all get measles and mumps while we’re at it. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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We were trying to get back on a program for poor patients so they can fix my heart. As y’all know, H has a real bug up his butt about keeping me alive. Turns out, his mom leaving H and his sister the house SiL lives in means we now have too many assets to qualify.

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Maybe his willingness to tolerate legal manslaughter was like, in another castle behind a big dragon-monster.

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I cannot stop laughing. Apparently on Prime video, there’s a scandal-filled documentary about—and I am not joking—Lisa Frank. Did the unicorns try to form a union or something? 🤣😂

in 2022, COVID knocked my heart off its rhythm. I stopped liking food & in 3 months, could barely walk. As a poor, I didn't go to the hospital until my husband couldn't wake me up & called an ambulance. My boss thinks he's a friggin' hero for not firing me. He's still holding it over my head.

Years ago, I reached out to an author to tell him I liked his zombie detective book. Yesterday, the episode of him on my show just dropped. Sunrise, sunset. This interview was awesome, btw. Politics, zombies, AI, trauma, Madlib—it’s all here!! zencastr.com/z/8ntHBXz1

I’m almost curious to find out what I’d do if the broligarchy tries to send me to one of RFK jr’s wellness farms. I’ll probably start by sitting down and making them carry my fatass.

I’m trying not to spend on frivolous things so I can pay down my balance and see my doc again. But the local HappyWok keeps reminding me about BOGO crab Rangoon. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I have two racist uncles who are bigoted in very different ways. One of them just started listening to my show. They texted tonight to say I’m doing a good job and making them think. NGL, that feels pretty dang good. #FightTheFash

It’s silly, but I will never not love using the walkie-talkie feature on Apple Watch to talk to H at work. I feel like Dick Tracy without having to wear yellow.

10/10 No notes.

They: God doesn’t want anyone to kill their baby. Me: Your god made a plan to let his 30-year old son get tortured by fascists, crucified and murdered so he could raise him from the dead like a total showoff. They: Jesus wasn’t a baby. Me: Neither is a fetus.

Anybody know if we’re actually gonna get our tax returns?

Rounding out a series of special episodes of the Mentally Oddcast, a panel of Michigan educators talk organizing to resist the fash regime. Also, school choice, Title IX, and the “weaponization of empathy.” zencastr.com/z/bMTOWNnE

I think I just figured out T’s real problem with trans ppl. I imagine getting this look from Divine would haunt me for decades too.

Our episode on gun ownership for noobs has earned me irate mail on both sides. This week on the Mentally Oddcast, me and a panel of sober folks talk maintaining sobriety in the face of fascism. zencastr.com/z/EAm-D-zD

What’s a good joke that involves confusing LDS with LSD?

If that speech made you wonder if you should buy a gun, we get it. And we’ll walk you through it. zencastr.com/z/0TBiXGIq

We’re back! S3 of the Mentally Oddcast returns with an ep on Gun Ownership for anti-gun types. zencastr.com/z/0TBiXGIq

I prolly shouldn’t say this. But as my 3rd President’s Son book is almost done, it really is convenient for me that we’re about to have the same President’s son we had when the 1st book came out in 2020. Obviously, it’s not worth the desolation it’ll cause. Still…

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.

“I didn’t join [dating app] to find buddies.” Well, that’s a shame. Because being my buddy is really fucking cool. Just ask my buddies. Seriously. Wtf kind of grownass man doesn’t want to be my friend just because we’re not gonna bone? That’s dumb.

You just know he’s about to run away with Melania. It’s the story of the century. ground.news/article/cana...

Wait. Y’all really haven’t subscribed to Sometimes Hilarious Horror magazine yet? Why?!? It’s great. You can laugh, be scared, support small business and new authors, and have less time to read the news! ko-fi.com/sometimeshil...

For the love of all that is holy: Feliz año Nuevo means Happy New Year! Feliz ano nuevo means Have a nice anus. Not trying to tell anyone their business, but a lot of you are far too square and vanilla to be suddenly posting Best Wishes specifically for butts.

The new shop is coming right along. Did you know if you’re a monthly subscriber (tiers begin at $1 a month) you can get a 1¢ lip balm with every order?!? Neat, right. Spooky soaps for the discerning bod!! Ko-fi.com/scaredsoapless

So many people lamenting the passing of the great Olivia Hussey without mentioning her incredible performance of Norma Bates. Horror owes her so much.

Getting the very last of the Scared Soapless helping families boxes this year. Mostly soap, lip balm, and small toys and books. But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!! 39 total boxes this year!!!

Happy Christmas from me and that hotass hunk I married. We’re grateful to have a roof over our heads, a nice meal planned, a few small gifts, and each other. Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣

THAT'S my president!

Not sure what the corporate overlords will make of my new article. culturess.com/haters-appea...

Feeling this pretty hard after talking to some teachers about education for my show. We're back in January.

You guys!! Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.

Nice

I guffawed.

Wow. Polio? I mean, I can see how fascists might think COVID is a lie or that it’s nbd. But polio? We really have to explain to the people about to take over our country that polio is bad? Hell, let’s all get measles and mumps while we’re at it. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

We were trying to get back on a program for poor patients so they can fix my heart. As y’all know, H has a real bug up his butt about keeping me alive. Turns out, his mom leaving H and his sister the house SiL lives in means we now have too many assets to qualify.

Maybe his willingness to tolerate legal manslaughter was like, in another castle behind a big dragon-monster.

I cannot stop laughing. Apparently on Prime video, there’s a scandal-filled documentary about—and I am not joking—Lisa Frank. Did the unicorns try to form a union or something? 🤣😂

MAGA: Hunter Biden got pardoned by his daddy. Grow up! Also MAGA:

They: Wednes, you need to see the doctor when you’re not well. Me: