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Newcastle fan and Humanist wedding celebrant. Champion of social equality and Magpie by passion, celebrant by trade. I make sure your big day hits the back of the net.
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This week ⚽⚫⚪versus last week 💍👰🏼🍾. Rituals and traditions of a different type today. Howay the lads! #NUFC

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Mikel Arteta cited the Carabao Cup ball as one reason for Arsenal's first leg defeat to Newcastle United, and the #NUFC fans are reminding him of those words... #NEWARS | #NUFC | #AFC

submitted 18 days ago • 46 comments

So we've now got billionaire tech bros stealing personal data, meanwhile I'm still being asked by every website I visit if I'll accept cookies.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Unsuccessful (yet again) in the ballot for the NFFC match. With each unsuccessful atrmpt I feel more and more like Charlie searching for a golden ticket to the chocolate factory. If only I had a benevolent grandad.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Has Patrick Kluivert scored more goals than his dad did at SJP? Really surprised the commentator hasn't mentioned it. 🥱 #NUFC

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

If there's any substance to the rumours around Kelly to Fenerbahce I wouldn't have any issues with it. A) he's levels below B) option to turn a quick profit C) relieves the wage bill of a big earner.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

This on the BBC news website is beyond ridiculous. The entitlement is off the map. Just stop man.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Your Player of the Month. And what a month it’s been! ⭐️🔥 #NUFC

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

submitted 45 days ago • 74 comments

Immense display this by the boys. Proud of every one of them. 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

'There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life'. We can't believe it's been exactly 16 years since our atheist bus campaign, which started #OnThisDay 2009.

submitted 48 days ago • 10 comments

Is the Ange media love in over now? #NUFC

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Let's really turn the screw on these, boys. Years of pain to repay them. #NUFC

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Billionaires should not exist. And they know this. Since they're the ones with all the influence, they'll tell you time and time again that little people like you are the ones to blame. That minorities are a burden to you, personally. (1/2)

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.

submitted 57 days ago • 82 comments

#NUFC absolutely flying. Surely this is wrapped up now? How we feeling, lads and lasses?

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I miss real journalism which is why I support @bylinetimes.bsky.social @yorksbylines.bsky.social

submitted 67 days ago • 15 comments

Genuinely curious as to people's view of the WASPI situation and the government's refusal to compensate them. I'm not well informed enough to form a view.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine the brouhaha and kerfuffle if, say, the head of Mercedes Benz and friend of the German Chancellor promised to bankroll Starmer.

submitted 67 days ago • 70 comments

Jacob Murphy's training plan for Monday. #NUFC

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Three of these followed by a clinically finished goal. Ladies and gents, I give you J Murphy esq!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments