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Sorry Pink Floyd but we DO need education.

submitted 343 days ago • 6 comments

Flossing three days before the dentist appointment and telling my gums "don't embarrass me"

submitted 8 hours ago • 16 comments

If I'm severed, my innie needs to handle all personal grooming. Lumon should have a fully stocked locker room and a barber. Also a gym. Basically I only wanna be conscious to eat and watch my shows.

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert, you said you never heard of them, I was like uh oh how old are you

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Some of yall:

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I feel like I'm being followed and it feels fabulous!

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

Aloo Gobi Matar translates to Death by Potato and Cauliflower

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

Wanna feel old? This is Bugs Bunny now.

submitted 22 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

I occasionally think of a post that's too gross or crass for my brand and decline to publish it but I think I'll start saving them all for One Horrible Day

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

My mental state can be measured by how many nights in the future I know what's for dinner. If I say "what sounds good to you" call my Emergency Contact.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

FOUR FOXES FIVE ROYS FOUR FALCOS FIVE DR. MARIOS FOUR DONKEY KONGS FIVE YOUNG LINKS AND SIX CAPTAIN FALCONS

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Riddler on the Roof featuring the time honored classic "If I Were the Batman"

submitted 189 days ago • 8 comments

I’m going to a dark place, if anyone needs any dark place items

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

Hey good job today

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Okay look why would they make a presentation that assumes the billionaire owner of the park would participate in every performance

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Hey Hollywood, how about some pre-apocalyptic story arcs, I'm lookin for a little escapism

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Needed a shower so bad it sorta redefined me as a person

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Pundits: Without dissenting political perspective, Bluesky will never be taken seriously! Bluesky: Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula's Red Bull, the Wolfman's Celsius, etc.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The cats get nervous when I take my suitcase out of the closet and I'm like girl same

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

"I make all my investments based on reading the president's truths" and other phrases uttered shortly before everyone is eating gruel

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

If you open saloon doors dramatically enough the person on the piano has to stop playing. It’s the law.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments