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ive picked up so many funny italianisms from giulia. the other day i was leaving the club and she called me and i (clearly not italian) picked up with a boisterous "ciao amore!" and the people to either side of me on the coat check line looked so confused

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i like it when there's a sweet little slightly gross dog waddling around a place looking for attention. im always like yes ill overlook your slight grossness come get a pet you rascal

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fascinating kind of person you encounter colonizing one end of every good local bar all day is "alcoholic who is convinced it's ok because they don't drink at home"

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also a demonstration of how over-caution can easily become dangerous. sometimes the less risky move is the bold and aggressive one. milling around like a lost sheep when a knife-wielding maniac is charging at you is not averting risk

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Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.

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im calling it a success re: drinking less and being healthier that i can now get as wretchedly hungover as i am today off as little alcohol as i had last night. that would have been light work for me a year or so ago and three or four years ago it'd have just been tuesday

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bitch

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I jerked him now and then from between the whale and ship

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i don't really get this hand-wringing about how the zoomers aren't going out/dancing/etc enough. like that's not my problem, they'll figure it out or they won't

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yknow i declined to take my birthday off from work on a "grown ass man taking his widdle birfday off from work, couldn't be me, it's a wfh day anyway" basis but having screamed at my computer approximately half a dozen times already this morning i am coming to regret that

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So man’s seconds tick! Oh! how immaterial are all materials!

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Happy birthday to all the international women out there

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Whale-balls for breakfast—don’t forget.

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You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time

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Oh, woe on woe! Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

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never mind if they lie side by side and touch each other

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there is no one who will speak more respectfully, not to say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will

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in a similar vein i don't take those tallow people seriously because they don't bring the same energy for lard or schmaltz or duck fat etc.

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Da gawd Spiro tricks DOJ into offering a quid pro quo so obvious that the only ethical choice is to dismiss all charges with prejudice

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remember that one season of love island where they had a scrawny, uncharismatic doctor on and he did really poorly on account of the aforementioned characteristics. what was up with that. "one normal guy in the olympics for reference" ass season of reality television

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ngl, I kind of assumed by the absolutely dogshit business practices they they’d already been taken over by a private equity firm

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#birdbot

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with the american regulatory state collapsing i think a silver lining is the time is ripe for production of the good cultured butter and raw milk cheeses to be legalized. we can trick those weirdo conservative raw milk people into supporting this pretty easily i think

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please god i need this like an addict needs their fix

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did they make the regular spicy at xi'an famous foods less spicy or is my spice tolerance just going up

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imagine being dumb enough to watch trump flip flop on these fucking tarrifs every 5 minutes and be like aaah masterful gambit sir. mr deals at it again. a life like that must be blissful

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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.

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they call him walton goggins because you walt right on into the theatre and put your goggins on to see him

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Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part

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speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee

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But while this sleep, this dream is on ye, move your foot or hand an inch; slip your hold at all; and your identity comes back in horror.

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only by a certain self-adjusting buoyancy and simultaneousness of volition and action, can you escape

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

So man’s insanity is heaven’s sense

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is everyone appropriately excited for it to be light outside again. i feel like im not seeing nearly enough excitement over how it is the time of year when it gets light out again

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this review for a brownie recipe is sending me

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fuuuuuuck this

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just felt a bit of genuine surprise upon being reminded that joe biden is still alive. like he -feels- dead doesn't he

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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

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