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Wait what do you mean the drill sergeant from Starship Troopers is the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob Squarepants childhood me is having their world shaken by this discovery

This was published in 1868 and the character design here puts modern steampunk artists to shame. His hat is a smokestack for God's sake how do you beat that

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha No. No, I'm gonna be lucky to get that thing's value in scrap metal.

Ah good old physical comedy I love it so

So ya gonna be interesting to see how the tradfash handle this papal election. JD Vance and his fellow adult converts absolutely gonna be making veiled threats if the Vatican chooses somebody who actually cares in the slightest about charity and poor people instead of just 40k larping like him

“Elon Musk mispronounces African country in out of context rant on welfare recipients”

"I want the other half."

"I want a young aggressive Democrat who's not afraid to call out Trump."

The Anti-War people love Trump and thinks he's a based anti-establishment hero taking on the deep state warmongers. You're not allowed to say this about them no matter how many times they say the quiet part out loud.

Okay but my Doordash water bottle cost $7 under Biden so

Reactionary influencer who flies into a rage if you say these aren't natural gains

I know nobody wants to hear this one, but the Democrats do have a politician who exudes Big Stronk Man energy while also being attuned to low information voter's populist idiocy

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Ancient Greek poets like: "Ya put that the sea was the color of wine. That'll fuck with some scholar in a few millennia."

I eat way too many of these things. They need to start locking the EMS snack room.

So next weekend instead of going to a casino with my brother I'm going back to this local gun show with my dad. I'm sure my brother would chastise me for being so 'close-minded' about all of the nazi paraphernalia next to all of the Trump paraphernalia.

Gonna be a fun day when our new defense secretary shows up to a press conference drunk as Boris Yeltsin and the entire media pretends not to notice it

Would thou sup from his holy bathwater?

Watching the 1991 episode of Married With Children where Al gets a vision from God and invents toe shoes 20 years before they became a fad in the 2010s

The trans inclusive policy Trump is reverting was put in place under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in 2010 You still get yelled at if you suggest there's a difference between Republicans and Democrats on trans rights and that wanting Democrats to lose means you want trans people to lose rights

"It's wrong to say that FIRE is a rightwing org that supports Trump and wanted him to win because they also supported the leftist pro Palestine protesters attacking Biden and Harris." You got me there buddy. I cannot possibly think any way to reconcile those two things. None at all

Talking politics under King of the Hill analysis videos

Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see what sort of a place this “Spouter” may be.

Had a dream where I dived out of a helicopter and woke up on the floor in the little space between my bed and the wall

Now son remember this is pancake syrup you put that on a waffle and it's gonna explode

I am the shocked who could have guessed this obvious group of ratfuckers would fuck a rat like that

Mix Cleaning Chemicals Together To Increase Their Power & Unlock New Recipes

Just saying a man who's been shot at before probably shouldn't piss off a group of people who actually know how to aim a rifle www.expressnews.com/news/article...

nowadays, the whale-fishery furnishes an asylum for many romantic, melancholy, and absent-minded young men

If Elon were half the 9th level memelord he believes himself to be his department would be named after this kind of Doge and he'd troll people by dressing as a Venetian nobleman instead of "lol funny 2010s meme"