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For some reason, I felt the need to put these thoughts about the Kardashians into writing, so I posted a Substack. I don’t know — I’m drunk, and it just felt good to get it out. substack.com/@martinllesh...

MOTHERFUCKIN KNICKS BABY

It’s the humidity…

If you get stuck behind this guy buying lotto tickets, it’s over for you…

Another day carrying this heavy dick around 😓

Now what in the fresh hell is this?

My mom loves when I’ve had a few glasses of wine because I’m endlessly down for all the tea about the ladies at work and the passive-aggressive things she notices about my grandma. We talked for like 45 minutes.

What movie are you watching tonight?

Really need to make a conscious effort to not message at work like this…

MAGA body? He doesn’t look like a ziploc bag full of pudding to me…

Guys with boyfriends who never miss a day posting a thirst trap, sometimes multiple. Just big and greedy.

Turns out keeping your camera on during meetings forces you to look alive, stay engaged, and actually pay attention—so you don’t miss anything. Disgusting, but apparently effective.

1. This guy is so hot 2. No one’s going to do anything about it because the government is a completely unchecked circus at this point

Digital detoxes are so important. I just refilled my water bottle at the fridge without looking at my phone once. It felt so good 💜

This is like when streamers introduced ads and started airing episodes weekly. Like yeah, that’s called cable—we already had that.

How are these related?

I really can’t keep doing this. Working, that is.