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I'll be honest, watching LA 92 last night was not a great call for my mental well-being.

GTA V: Woah, looks like you got Wasted! We'll put you back before the last doorway you went through, if this happens a couple times, we'll drop the difficulty or let you skip this bit. GTA PS2 Trilogy: Hope you have another half hour, bitch.

Pulled another "Wheel of Fortune" tarot card only to see "NOPE!" for the 3901293th time.

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

it’s going to be so cool when the tesla board gets sick of elon destroying the company and when trump tires of his nonsense and kicks him out of his whitehouse and all elon will have is 14 children that all hate him

2nd leg of the tour is being reuploaded to youtube!

[speed date] HER: hi i’m- ME: if a fish had sex with a duck would the baby be called a dish or a fuck HER: what ME: dish or fuck hurry please

these rightwingers get bored fast because all they know how to do is be mad online and say evil shit, and there’s only so much being mad online and saying evil shit especially if your targets all leave your space

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

King Gizzard being in a New Blood game has my nipples at FULL MAST.

i love seeing cybertrucks in the wild because half of the time this is the park job

Word processors used to be an appliance. (Source.)

watching Gattaca and yeah man it sucks they had to live in a genetic dystopia but at least the architecture was pretty dope

Playing LIKE A DRAGON: PIRATE YAKUZA IN HAWAII shout out @RGGStudio !!!!! twitch.tv/mega64podcast

OMG the FUCKING RC PLANE MISSION.

Been doing achievements in San Andreas, and I forgot how batshit insane hard the original Grand Theft Auto trilogy can be without using cheat codes! My fingers are just STARVIN' for that RI R2 L1 R2.

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

My meanest video game feeling right now is that pretty much all upcoming sword-slash action games look the same and that's a real problem because that "same" is also ugly.

Thinking about calling things a “Nothingburger” and just bein fuckin annoying

Nothing stopping you from enjoying some retro games! 🙏🏻

Just now realizing how thankful I am that Chappell Roan didn't become famous during Glee. I'm just imagining Lea Michele's autotuned, bawling, full throated version of "Pink Pony Club" and I flinched.

Not sure what the Four Nations thing is since I’m not a hockey guy but let me know when they add three more and an army, I’ll sing along with that.

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

I truly think the world would be a much better place if everyone spent about 75% of their time making bad art

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

i’m gonna let it linger so hard, bro

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

the equivalent of your mom telling you you have to play with the weirdo neighbor kid so he doesn’t feel bad

This video must have just been declassified by the president, I can’t believe this is real

Thoughts are with everyone during these trying times 😔 #weirdoswarm #kgatlw #kinggizz #kinggizzard #kglw

my thoughts on the Chiefs getting wiped out: at the end of No Country for Old Men, Anton Chigurh, the psychopathic antagonist who was to that point less a man than a symbol of inevitability itself, is hit by another car while driving. Even fate’s avatars are not free from its whims.

Even if I were out of touch with modern culture, you could never gaslight me into thinking that was the worst halftime show ever when it was literally Maroon 5 one year.

Tried out Killer7 and what in the fuck

i’ve finally gotten into “commercials”, this shit so funny. can’t believe i never watched these before. they crack me up

Man I've wanted to stream almost every day for a couple weeks now, but when the time comes to hit "go live", it's like every drop of energy leaves my body lol. Probably could've done it a few times, but I'm not trying to half ass it. I promise only WHOLE ASS streams. 🍑 (soon)

Tim Burton, Director of Batman (1989): "So Prince, how's the soundtrack coming along for my new film?". Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim." TB: "What?"

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have enthusiastically sung along to “Ghostbusters” thousands of time, but, the fact is, I actually am afraid of no ghosts.

The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)

I’ve still got to reach my goal for production costs with these guys 🖤 Snag some if you can in my sh0p! They’re available through February 15th - brettisagirl.etsy.com

everyone in videogames marketing needs to be silly again we need to stop being big, thoughtful and clever do some dumb shit, make people laugh