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Curtsy while you shitpost. It saves time. Voted in highschool "Most likely to be Bloodraven." He/him
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I saw a rando on here post a picture of pinwheel lasagna and as an italian it looked so fucking hideous that I had to sit down to cool off

Just because other people remember doesn't mean I didn't hallucinate this

Remaining Dark Souls 2 tasks before NG+ - Throne Watcher and Defender - Nashandra - 3 dark chasms of old, and Dark Lurker (need way more human effigies) - Bonfire ascetic in Tseldora to get the old paledrake soul, moonlight greatsword - Navlaan's murder quest

King Vendrick is put out of his misery. Not a hard fight really, you just have to be careful not to get hit because he can easily 1 or 2 -shot you if you're late on a roll. That leaves the throne watcher and defender, nashandra, and dark lurker. Wish I had Scholar so I could play the dlcs

Stop using AI. Yes, even just for fun. AI is built on STOLEN images and text. That’s right: by using it, you’re stealing from your friends. There is NOT ethical generative AI. Bonus bullshit: it is HORRENOUS for the environment. (Yes, even the cutesy profile photo cartoon things.)

lol. Zuck moves Meta’s headquarters to Texas, removes content restrictions on immigration & gender, let users harass women and trans people, donates $1 million to Trump’s inauguration and stand next to him on platform, and all he gets is losing billions + his antitrust case going before Boasberg 😂

I cannot stop laughing at enemies getting pancaked by the dragon tooth in dark souls 2. If it worked on bosses I might pee myself

And the ancient dragon is history. Tense tense tense. Level 175 and handsome as ever. Definitely did not take him out on my first attempt.

A fucking +

Mytha, Mytha, the boss so nice we beat her twice... and got the covetous silver serpent ring +2. We also finally completed the desert sorceress set to give to Rosabeth, and we found a creepy old asshole hiding under drangleic castle. Next time we head over to tseldora and see a pig about a pickaxe

people using genAI because they "didn't go to art school, it's too late to learn" : I didn't go to art school, I went back to drawing at 27 and now, 7 years later, drawing is my job cause I worked my ass off learning & practising

Colorado House passes two bills to expand trans rights and health care protections #NOH8

my friends and i came up with a safe, silly version of russian roulette where instead of using a revolver, we simply vote on the least popular person in the room and beat him to death with our hands

Holy fucking shit. Trying to imagine the pureblind rage that would explode from my body if anyone pulled this stunt in front of my kids. These motherfuckers deserve to be skinned alive.

A moment of silence for the 85,000 souls I just lost in the dragon shrine. I got stunlocked by one of the drakekeepers 10 steps from my bloodstain. I don't want to talk about it

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

Share the last movie you watched

I forgot I made coffee

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