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wellstressed.bsky.social
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if cher can play meryl's mom, then amanda can play sabrina's.

can we at least stop putting elon's picture in articles about him? he is so ugly and i am tired of looking at him. it's bad enough that we have to put up with him.

at least the fucking owl is dead

Use this app for your riding, and please Ontario VOTE. Don't let him back in power. If you are buying Canadian, Team Canada or feeling patriotic you cannot let Doug Ford fake his way into being a bulwark against Trump. You know that money makes that man do anything and they will throw it at him. 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦

Dear Ontario, The rest of Canada needs you to wake up and vote in your provincial election (preferably NOT for Doug Ford). He's pretending that he wants to block Trump. Y'all know he'll flip on that like he flipped on Starlink. A couple of kickbacks and he's in bed with America.🇨🇦

when the apocalypse happens, we should first eat the lawmakers who rolled over and let it

there is no common ground to be found and you should not wish to seek it out!!!!! dear god do not just sit around and wait for something that's not going to happen while everything burns!!!!! @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

doechii is so fucking cool

there are a lot of theories that something is up with ricken's friends in severance but ppl who went to liberal arts schools are just like that

this bit from always sunny has never been more apt

it's sad that so many maga people won't live long enough to realize that their vote was deadly.

guys there can't be 50+ snubs every awards season please be realistic

I know there's bigger problems in the world right now but can we stop calling him the btk killer

If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

This hits hard.

Tell me again how sexual assault allegations ruin a man's career.

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

what the fuck is an indoor parade? this whole inauguration day is a farce

I hope carrie performs before he cheats on the white house lawn

2025 Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters

TIMOTHEE CHALAMET LIVE PERFORMANCE OF TINY HORSE

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

2025 is nine days and twelve years old.

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."

this woman is a freak

maybe justin and blake are BOTH icky. just a thought.

thinking about the time demi lovato refused to call them aliens because that's what undocumented immigrants are called. why are we more concerned with offending aliens??? hello?

aide that doesn’t have the heart to tell him greenland isn’t the bjork one

why do people always think trump is joking? he has no sense of humour whatsoever.

would have loved to be in the room when heidi klum found out, mid-prosthetic installation, that janelle monáe also did et for halloween.

Just three social media CEOs posting on their platform today.

if trump voters had an ounce of creativity they would have made a MAGA 'zine already.

Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand

'best movies of (insert year here)' lists are so funny to me. In 2024, I saw a grand total of three new movies.

really hope aubrey plaza is/was able to get out of presenting at the golden globes tomorrow, or that she at least can skip the red carpet.

politicians and pundits, please stop calling the department of government efficiency by its acronym. it makes elon clap like a seal and he does not deserve happiness.

I dream that one day Steve Martin and Martin Short find their perfect third named Short Steve to complete the circle.

Happy new year

can't get behind the idea of timothee chalamet as a guy named bob

every day it becomes clearer who listens to hasan piker uncritically