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My flabbers stay ghasted. Finance SVP, single mother, sports & fast car enthusiast, powerlifter, legendary ass haver. I also love birds.
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This is perfect explanation

submitted 35 days ago • 1246 comments

I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game

submitted 38 days ago • 109 comments

This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.

submitted 44 days ago • 56 comments

Damn.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify users: look up Carrie Underwood, go to the three dots, select “don’t play this artist” Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille

submitted 44 days ago • 642 comments

Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

💀

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

This is a wild photograph

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner

submitted 45 days ago • 16 comments

Having the best fucking day ever

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

My affirmation app has a sense of humor.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Me and whomst

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...

submitted 57 days ago • 657 comments

This is very important.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Is this like picking a new pope

submitted 57 days ago • 46 comments

Porn is banned in Florida so I'm back since I don't have anything else to do now.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Me.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Everything reminds me of him.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com

submitted 69 days ago • 994 comments

Republicans couldn’t even pass a bill to keep the government open that they negotiated with themselves—after blowing up a bipartisan deal with Democrats because Elon Musk and Trump told them to. And then 38 Republicans voted against their own bill. 🤡

submitted 69 days ago • 316 comments

Why is Nick Miller so appealing? WHY?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Dave Franco's agent is on the line

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

Africe by Toto and I will not be answering questions

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out

submitted 69 days ago • 507 comments

I called my kid 'my darling' and they said 'I like being called darling. It suits me'.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

This is more fun to look at when you play the price is right womp womp music along with it.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments