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Falling down the stairs used to be a lot more fun. She/her. I love tiny pickles.
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Allow me to introduce Smoose the spokescat, as he begins his new career for his own refreshing beverage. . . . #catsofbluesky #cats #juice #beverage #gingercat #spokescat #smoose #smoosejuice #random #funny #silly #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky

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Reporting for duty

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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

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It’s been an exhausting four years this past week. #project2025 #thistumelinesucks

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I am hesitant to tie the knot with my beau, because it would be a mixed marriage. He uses Android and I am dedicated to iPhone.

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Ingo and my feet are ready for the Ohio State playoff game in two days. The rest of me probably needs some snacks before being ready. O-H #psychoticbuckeyefan

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Take me out of the oven because I am baked. #vintage #coughsyrup #indica #feelinggood #medicine

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The reason so many women’s clothes don’t have pockets is because the fashion industry is controlled by Big Handbag.

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I dunno, but they’ll all be fiction and coloring books.

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It takes so much effort for me to walk with my ravaged knee that my smart watch interprets this as exercise instead of merely steps. #ouch #kneepain #applewatch #laughthroughthepain

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My golden years are looking more and more piss-colored.

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#tiger #blinkerfluid #turnsignal #tigersofbluesky #meme #orangecat #orangecatsofbluesky

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If you go by the name Thom, just know that I’m going to pronounce that “h” in there. #fightme

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My cat usually gives me silent meows, forcing me to read his lips. The problem is—he has no lips. #catsofbluesky #catsmeow #silentcats

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Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.

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This is what my clients see during video counseling sessions. I got written up for poor treats quality and head rubs. He’s a tough supervisor. I’m now on probation. #caturday #catswithjobs

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I dreamed we had a pay phone in the lobby of my building. I don't have a lobby. I don't have a building. #dreams #lobby

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Last night I dreamed I was on #Jeopardy, but I forgot to do my hair, makeup, and wardrobe. What is, “I looked like death on a cracker”? #vanity

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Sometimes Smoose chooses violence. Today he chose to be a jerkwaffle. I guess I won’t be reading my book now.

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People around here say, “It’s colder than a witch’s tit.” Where are the studies on this? What temps are we talking about? I call bu//$hit!

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I now expect Dr. Phil to head the Dept of Agriculture due to his manure spewing expertise. #TrumpCabinet #trumpcabinetpicks

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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

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