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Don't like oligarchs and psychopaths. Or Florida. You see where this is going.
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Dudes, it's "whoa." Not "woah." Every single time you spell it "woah" stupid people everywhere get stronger. Is that really what you want right now? Is it?

If you had to explain how Lubbock works to a stranger, this article wraps it up very neatly. Duplicity, greed, and credulity piled atop a stack of Bibles.

"US-Canadian Trade War" is the dumbest thing any president has ever conceived. And here we are.

The shitweasels are really out today. Not damage control--just more damage.

Someone really needs to show Elon the Trash of the Titans Simpsons episode.

#1: The ER

Move over, poorly aimed asteroid. We got a new coronavirus.

I guess this is where we're at.

@uspshelp.bsky.social You awake?

For stores like Target, Walmart and Amazon, which are just massive pipelines of cheaply made disposable Chinese shit, who's responsible for checking all the labels and adjusting the pricetags? Seems like a huge undertaking.

I know our great democratic experiment is on the brink of collapse, but can we all please really together to stone anyone using "smashburger"?

The "government can't tell me what to do" crowd is really loving the government telling people what they can't do.

And ICYMI yesterday: The Trump administration ordered federal health agencies, such as the FDA, the CDC, and the NIH “to pause all external communications, such as health advisories, weekly scientific reports, updates to websites and social media posts.” www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Fuuuuck. Fuck. Holy shit. This fucking guy. Gotta remind myself to ease into a doomscroll under this hateful tit. Checking headlines after a 12-hour shift is like being a being a member of a suicide Polar Bear Club.

Fuck, man. Just the previews of all the dimly conceived and inevitably poorly/illegally executed aspirations of Chairman Asshole Lips and his incoming band of D-student mooks is fucking exhausting.

These confirmation hearings are really a lesson on why you shouldn't tell stupid children they can grow up to become anything they want.

It can always, always get dumber.

Found this during a quick doomscroll this morning. At first glance, was convinced it was a parody account, but then I remembered parody is dead.

Today's porn bot nom du jour: some weird takes on Elizabeth, including the always legit "ii" variant.

Evidently my account set off a beacon to every Alexxxxx-variant porn bot dutifully scouring the internet. Whatever happened to traditional names like Mercedes, Porsche, Evian, and Kristal?

First post here. I see I'm warmly welcomed by dozens of porn bots.