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If I got seated next to hulk hogan on an airplane I would purposely get really drunk and puke on him

I’m terrified of snakes. Hopefully these mixed nuts will sooth my phobia.

A video of the ceo shooter doing the WE BRING THE BOOM dance

Pandas are so cool Everything they do is stupid and should kill them but they just shrug their shoulders and then continue to fall on their asses all day

Very important things happen on wrestling tv shows

It’s funny how they make movies about fish even though fish aren’t real

I be on my bullshit again (Thirsting for a way to name the unnamable, express the inexpressible)

Mice should lay eggs

I’m a very intelligent and interesting person I’m also cool Everyone knows this and likes me

Just found out about Italians

Thinking I’m gonna share a venmo cashapp link soon with intention of just becoming Batman

Tag yourself

Whenever a dog is twitching in its sleep you should verbally comfort them. It either lets them know it’s a dream or you get to enter their dream and save the day.

Imagine having tickets to a big boxing match like this Just go to church or something. This is so boring: So many flopped dates in that audience

I’m Werdup

Lord of the rings really happened

Crazy Halloween costume idea A fish

Carmen Sandiego steals election in November surprise

Therapist keeps insisting that the reasons for my lifetime bans from Planet Fitness and Planet Hollywood are somehow related

You should be poking at and peeling your scabs. The woke left is lying to you

People be judging Bin Laden’s hard drive like their’s is just sourdough recipes or something

In the past 30 years the rent for living in a van down by the river went from 0$ to 2,950$