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A little company making sex toys. Run by a giant dog. Shipping worldwide, produced in the UK! Have a question? βœ‰οΈ [email protected]
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πŸ’™ BLUE πŸ’™ Check it out πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

Feeling blue? πŸ’™ We got you! Latest drop is now LIVE. Plenty of unique pours and some 20% off for minor imperfections. Check it out πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

✨ Never seen before glimpse into our design process. Do you recognise the original character in this early concept art? πŸ‘€ go.were.dog/53o9

✨ There's still a handful of molten gold Sapphires languishing in the dark cave of our Available Now selection... Rescue a dragon today! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

✨ Check out these UV beauties from our latest drop! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

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✨ These lovecocks are in our latest Friday drop! In a range of sizes to fill every hole, or erm, heart πŸ’– πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop *Wings and flying abilities for illustrative purposes only*

🌹 Roses are red Azure means blue He's got *good dick* And it's ALL for you πŸ’• πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/Azure

😍 Nawwwww Limited edition Ranger card now included in your order until Feb 14th! πŸ’Œ go.were.dog/a32q

Hudson likes keeping fit, but who can resist some Pizza, especially on such an occasion! Happy Pizza Day! πŸ• πŸ• πŸ•

This week we are celebrating the beautiful natural colourations of our creations 🌱 Our designs always aim to bring the furry fantasy to life. We're a little obsessive about the details and we think it really shows in each tuft, vein, scale and wrinkle!  ✨ go.were.dog/n0nw

You really can't leave this lot unattended! Hudson 's lips are around Nile, Dozer has stuffed himself into Jack's ponut. Gideon and Lucy are getting it on whilst Mason paws at the horse cock and oh, Creature has swallowed Azure whole! 😳 ✨ go.were.dog/eupk

πŸƒ In the hushed stillness of the forest floor, a rare and extraordinary gathering unfolds before our very eyes… A seldom-seen assembly has convened; Fuckable creatures each with their own distinct habits have drawn together this Friday. Yup, its FRIDAY DROP TIME!! πŸŽ‰ go.were.dog/n0nw

🦏 Dozer looks around the now-abandoned site. You sneak around the wooden fence and close the gate behind you....the two of you are in the cockpit of a crane. Not much privacy, but you were never kidding yourself that you were coming down here to be alone... Read on πŸ’¦ go.were.dog/FAT

πŸ† Made to be unabashedly fat, this rhino is no depth toy. Shorter than many of our other models, and thick from his head to his base, Dozer was designed to be as filling as possible - do not expect him to go easy! πŸ’¦ go.were.dog/FAT

There are knots, ridges, flares and more… But sometimes all you want is really good dick. Feel that rounded head push gradually into you, opening you up to simply slide down the rest. Every detail is designed to give you the best-feeling cut cock we could put together. Azure πŸ’¦ go.were.dog/Azure

😍 RANGER the Grey Wolf: go.were.dog/BIG_25 Ranger’s slimmer tip helps you begin, before spreading into his thickness. The shaft is long and satisfying, warming you up for the knot. Once you bottom out the shaft, a curve that introduces you to the main event – Keep pushing, and... POP.

The big Weredog sale is over, but there are still hundreds of HOT toys at 20% off, due to teeny (and we mean teeny!) imperfections ✨ πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n0nw

aaaaand.......we're DONE! The Weredog Day sale is officially over for another year. Thank you to all our horny friends who came πŸ˜› and celebrated our birthday with us. Seven years of bringing fantasies to life has flown by, and we still feel so lucky to be able to do what we do πŸ’™

Only 1 hour left to catch our Weredog Day sale! Head over to our site to get a huge discount πŸ’•

😍 You CAN believe your eyes - it's Sparkledog! On Sale for 25% off NOW in limited quantities. Fancy a lil sparkle? We got you! ✨ go.were.dog/n80h

πŸŽ‰ The Weredog Day party is still in full swing πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h But the SALE ends soon! Grab yourself a partner (or two) before the lights come on!

WORD πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

❇️ We're putting this monstrous colouration on offer too!! An orc-green to natural bronze fade, with a special addition: The whole shaft has cum drooling down it πŸ’¦ πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

😍 SO MANY DAGGERS ready to go at 25% OFF TODAY ONLY! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/n80h

🩢 One of the best, and at 25% off, its a steel....😏 πŸ‘‰ Catch yours! go.were.dog/n80h

✨ Looks Like Hudson used his Weredog Day Birthday wish to give you a HUGE WDD Discount! πŸŽ‚Thanks Hudson! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

You're playing with the big boys now~ TODAY ONLY, get all our toys 25% off! The bigger toys tend to run out fast; you're insatiable~ 😏 Find yours!πŸ‘‡ go.were.dog/n80h

✨ ALL INVENTORY READY TO GO AT 25% OFF! ✨ πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

πŸŽ‰ IT'S WEREDOG DAY! πŸŽ‰ We’re having a one-day sale with 25% off! Our popular Launch Colourations are also available again as made-to-order toys. Don’t miss your chanceβ€”only available today! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

πŸŽ‰ Happy WEREDOG DAY!!! πŸŽ‰ Waow, it's been a whole year already.... The Weredog Day Sale starts NOW! Get 25% off ALL AVAILABLE NOW and PRESET STYLES! TODAY ONLY (1st FEB). 🟒 Starts 00:00 GMT πŸ”΄ Ends 23:59 GMT πŸ‘‡ go.were.dog/n80h

πŸ”₯ 1 HOUR to go until our big Weredog Day Sale begins! ⏳ From midnight tonight for 24 hours only! 😍 25% OFF Inventory & Preset Styles! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n80h

πŸ’₯ ARE YOU READY? In just a few hours, we're about to begin celebrating Weredog Day (AKA our Birthday πŸŽ‚ ) by unleashing multiple drops at 25% OFF the regular price! Watch this space...we go live just after midnight! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/n80h

Congratulations Dreamer (1endlessdarkness.bsky.social)! You won ONE OF EVERY TOY WE MAKE! Thank you to everyone who took part!

🐍 Happy Lunar New Year! πŸ†

⚠️Ends tomorrow, Jan 30th, at 5pm GMT!⚠️ Get a chance to WlN ONE OF EVERY TOY WE MAKE! Good luck!πŸ€ To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post! Exclusive to Bluesky.πŸ¦‹ T&CπŸ‘‰go.were.dog/WDD25

It's that time of the year again! WEREDOG DAY is near! To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🀩❀️ One winner, 29 toys!πŸ˜πŸš€ To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post! Exclusive to Bluesky.πŸ¦‹ Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT. T&CπŸ‘‰go.were.dog/WDD25

✨ As we near the end of January, its a great time to reflect on personal growth and the goals we set ourselves for 2025. Keep smashing those milestones! πŸ₯΄ πŸ’– BIG DICK πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BIG_25

πŸ’‹ Saturday night antics πŸ˜† What are you like, Nile! go.were.dog/63du

πŸ’™ Behold, Strix! We just had to give you a closer look at those realistic textured talons 😍 πŸ’₯ go.were.dog/aw3x This gryphon has the classic avian-style β€˜plating’ on top of his feet; perfect to clutch over your face or press yourself against. Loads of colours and styles available now!

Grab your shades 😎 ⚑ If you love your toys with some zing, then you'll love these splits! A vibrant bunch of mixed brights with the shaft and base in clashing colours. Oh, and this lot are also reduced due to teeny imperfections, which we highlight in their listings πŸ’š πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/n0nw

🐾 Paws & Butts πŸ‘ You choose how you play! Special colourations and some classics; Hudson's fuckable cock (not technically a butt, BUT still so fuckable!), classic Gideon, and wolf butt. 20% off due to not *quite* meeting our high standards for full price toys. πŸ’¦ go.were.dog/n0nw

That mouth stretches open pretty cutely when fucked/fingered ❀️ https://buff.ly/3LGpUpG

Dry January? No thanx! πŸ’¦ad.were.dog/GetWet

Happy Sunday! Here's a juicy pullout for you. 🀀 Lucy can take a whole XL Dagger, no sweat. Can you?~ 🚨You could win EVERY TOY we make, by entering our GIVEAWAY!🚨 Check our previous post on how to enter!

I'm not like other swirls... πŸ’… Every swirl is unique, and these artist's experiments were made in small batches and one-offs, meaning they really are special! Find yours here! πŸ‘‡ https://go.were.dog/n0nw

It's that time of the year again! WEREDOG DAY is near! To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🀩❀️ One winner, 29 toys!πŸ˜πŸš€ To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post! Exclusive to Bluesky.πŸ¦‹ Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT. T&CπŸ‘‰go.were.dog/WDD25