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He/him Pan/ENM Pro-democracy, anti-fascist Pro-peace, anti-genocide I’m an old punk rocker/nerd type. I like movies, video games, music and the outdoors
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when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

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Commercials for meds are always like "Ask your doctor about trying Our Medication 🌞" Like woah woah, slow down there, bucko- have YOU ever asked a doctor for a specific med? That's how you get labeled drug seeking. Doctors figure out which meds to give you via telepathy & ancient forest magics ONLY.

submitted 1 day ago • 58 comments

I would help kickstart the cigarette machine from 5th Element right now so fast Please, just a tiny smoke As a treat

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I love the “Dems have zero power” reply No buddy, fucking _ I _ have no power. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t either If every elected Dem official is powerless until the midterms (lol) what the fuck are we even doing here and why shouldn’t we yell at them

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Disney Star Wars Amazon James Bond Red Lobster 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Home Depot MASH Spirit Halloween in a closed down Michaels Hellraiser

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Forgot that when I cut my hair and trimmed up my beard last night I impulsively gave myself a nice thick fireman’s ‘tache and absolutely jumpscared myself in the bathroom mirror

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lol accurate I hate everything but Reacher is just fun dumb boy stuff, it’s great

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Everyone: please add alt text to your images! Not only does it make your post more accessible, but you'll probably get more engagement as many people won't share posts that are missing it. You can set up a reminder by going to Settings > Accessibility > Require alt text before posting

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Forgot that when I cut my hair and trimmed up my beard last night I impulsively gave myself a nice thick fireman’s ‘tache and absolutely jumpscared myself in the bathroom mirror

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when I heat a big chunk of albacore in the office microwave for lunch

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resonates.

submitted 2 days ago • 146 comments

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

submitted 4 days ago • 294 comments

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Anytime a journalist says something like “no, current gen AI is great I find it very useful” I have found one more journalist not to take seriously

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Severance season 4 spoilers

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

My Dutch partner reading news about US egg prices - "All eggs are Faberge Eggs now."

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Trump just ate all the eggs. YOUR eggs!!

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

In other news, a team of experts from Golden Corral have been assigned to rewrite the Michelin Guide

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I desperately need to clear up some space in my garage so I've put some old leftover shirts on my store to get them out of my way. The ones listed aren't the only ones I have but there's too much other stuff in the way for me to get to the rest of them. roryblank.bigcartel.com

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

truer than ever, thirty years later music.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7t...

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I’ve been on a waitlist for a therapist that will take my insurance for FOUR FUCKING YEARS I’m so fucking sick of this meme, I can’t tell you how validating this post is for me

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I’m trying to say this as nicely as I can Second-guessing the actions of people facing extreme situations (fires, floods, mass shootings, etc) through the lens of “why didn’t they just do this” while you sit in your breakfast nook having a second cup of Tasters Choice makes you look like an ass.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments