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shortkings should be funny, not fascist

Really important to remember privilege has allowed our leadership to maintain the emotional intelligence of, at best, a mature middle schooler.

Nostalgia is the most dangerous drug.

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Time to go to work in the shit factory!

womp womp

Reminder: This is all happening because Hillary Clinton was afraid of losing to Jeb Bush.

brendan . do You really think hitler could have gotten that far without being funny . listen to me. do you . i mean are you actually going to tell me he got all those people on his side without having a bit of a funny bone . comedy IS genius brendan. it’s art. and what was hitler

Remember they did that study on monkeys where they taught them to use money and they were like "oh man, these monkeys are pretty smart like people" instead of "oh boy, people are dumb like monkeys"?

FINALLY Democrats are putting out HARD-HITTING ads. WATCH AND SHARE: #MAGAKidnappers

white saviorism is white supremacy too

My 4 year old has been doing this thing where she uses furniture to build an enclosure for privacy around a potty, instead of you know, just going into the bathroom like she's perfectly capable of doing.

Remember they did that study on monkeys where they taught them to use money and they were like "oh man, these monkeys are pretty smart like people" instead of "oh boy, people are dumb like monkeys"?

individualism is the greatest societal cancer we have ever witnessed, the root of almost all rot in todays world

oh my god

Iran is going surprise us by revealing it's pregnant...with TWINS!

gonna bomb iran because nobody came to my birthday party

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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

israel's role in global politics is to be an imperial outpost in the ME to facilitate the west doing a lot of evil things, & america's role wrt israel is to yank the leash if it starts going too far & getting itself destroyed/making the line go down, trump and biden have been awful at this though

Pete Hegseth has ordered deployment of more than 200 of those spaceships that look like guitars from the Boston album covers

gonna bomb iran because nobody came to my birthday party

"It’s such a great book to ignore! I mean, what is the point of classic novels if not to pick up a used copy for three bucks at Value Village, post it on Instagram, and then never actually read it?"

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