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Thank you, Commissioner Gordon, people of Gotham. Hemorrhaging-heart liberal, virulently feminist bordering on misandrist, trans ally. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles

Omggg

Pete Hegseth says DEI is dead at the defense department just hours before a military helicopter collided with a passenger flight. So guess who we aren’t gonna blame?

love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash

@akilah.bsky.social I can’t believe that Elon fucked Twitter up so hard and fast that there’s like an entire social media refugee population

Thoughts and prayers [weed and alcohol] to everyone who had to spend today with deeply conservative, religious, hateful family members.

Words cannot express how wonderful it is to be gay and feminist and areligious tbh

Christ…

Should probably come back here

the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes

Guys it’s just fucking ridiculous how cute my dog is. Like it’s insane.

I don’t really care about longevity, just as long as I live to see Sarah Silverman or Sam Bee take over a legacy late night show

I haven’t been on this or any social in a WHILE but is BSky still the queerest place on earth?

I love that someone took this simple photo of a little flumpus, had it developed, printed, and kept it during a time when photography was much more involved than just hitting a button on your phone. ❤️ From my collection, ca. 1950s.

I can’t get over the fact that this 40-pound dummy who looks like a sweet dingus angel is one of the strongest dogs I’ve ever met. Her bite is fucking wild

Moments before we capsized and I lost my phone, wallet, and glasses

There really is no better film genre than “lady vigilante lays waste to men”

I know God’s a man because only a dude could be that petty and fucked up and gross

My eyes just rolled so far back in my head I got to watch my brain cells die

Anyway this storm is wild

Me on Opposite Day

If you had told me 10 years ago that there would be an article about why I dumped my fiancé, I would have laughed 💀 But here I am in Buzzfeed, talking about weaponized incompetence, gender, & refusing to raise babymen https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/men-weaponized-incompetence-twitter

the rules of bluesky: -everyone is woke -you have to be transgender -cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys -ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies

Harlots should’ve had like a 6-season run. Shit was *incredible*

oh my fucking god

What I don’t get about Christianity is this like “god created the insanely complex human body and every other organism but he won’t end war and disease and murder because we deserve it??” Like c’mon now. At least admit he’s a sociopath

Trying to think of a better opening scene than the Workin’ Moms pilot. Shit was STUNNING.

I just think the two best people on the planet are Queen Latifah and Dolly

People are always saying William Shakespeare was such a great writer, but I looked it up and it's all stuff like "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Reddit fedora shit.

It’s wild we tell children to respect all adults and then you grow up and realize you respect like maybe 1 in 10 of these motherfuckers.