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Pete Seeger

The last time a racist stood on business we got world war two

Art by • Plastiboo

Me (watching the last episode of a four season series about hackers in New York City): when the fuck is the robot showing up

The worst thing about conspiracy theorists is not their schizo peasant brains but that they simply can’t take any good natured ribbing at all. Incredibly serious blow hards

I keep getting Stereolab and Broadcast confused

Saw a tiktok where this guy in his late 30’s wrote “what's the term for a cis hetero man that has the personality, style, interests, and spirit of a lesbian?” The term is insufferable midwest jagoff

Peter falk could have played a mean bilbo baggins

anyone say UAP: Unidentified Ass Pussy yet

in the old days you could get banned from a forum by an admin or mod for no fucking reason other than “this guy’s posts suck”

Jens Lekman is Fiona Apple for wistful melancholy dudes from the upper Midwest

tagline for every social media since 06: “introducing the miscommunication app! for morons, meatheads, and clout chasers”

I fucking hate solar punk these days it’s all just bourgeois space elf shit give me solarjunk or give me death

I gotta start treating my phone more like a pokedex and less like a box of cigarettes

you can witness firsthand how no one reads books anymore just by reading the tiktok comment section

Holy shit they have Chulip at my local half price