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phd in being a fucking idiot queer//living on occupied wurundjeri land
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hey i stole someone's house and harassed their neighbours and then i went down the street to the pub and punched a guy in the face like twice and now im really worried that someone might get mad at me 😔

hey gunna go stand in traffic later if you wanna come

stinks like reddit in here

btw when you disagree with violent resistance ur siding with the violence of the state maintenance of the status quo IS violence

somehow got onto r/cannedsardines

eating my oats with oat milk just as nature intended

that clothing guy is fighting for his life on twitter after saying he disagrees with violent protesting , all those years on internet forums still couldnt have prepared him for this sksksk

hello i leave my heater on all night because the cat i am fostering really loves it, and she spent the first twelve months of her life living in a dumpster behind a mcdonalds so just think she deserves to be warm and comfortable while shes here

had a lil hot choccy and a lil sit in front of the heater at 5pm looks like its over for me boys

how do i make bluesky actually fun to use

I am so fucking excited for this

Email from Alinta Energy: your rates have gone up Email from landlord: your rent is going up $200pm also if you dont mow your lawn i will kill you Email from Webjet: TRAVEL TO JAPAN FOR $800 ONE WAY !

staring into the cupboard, trying to figure what i wanna cook for dinner my body: entire roast sweet potato me: what? My body: i just wanna whole sweet potato me: yeah but like what else my body: ENTIRE ROAST SWEET POTARO ENTIRE ROAST SWEET POTA

Justice for Kumanjayi White: Snap Rally - Friday 6 June - 5:30pm - Victorian Parliament Steps, Spring Street, Melbourne Last week, Kumanjayi White was killed while being restrained by NT Police in a Coles supermarket in Mparntwe (Alice Springs).

fun fact , the increase notice was invalid , and when i pointed this out the landlord doubled down ,, so guess he's about to find out how far an unemployed academic with nothing to do is willing to take this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

enjoying lazarus so far ,, it simply appears that watanabe cant miss 😔

Happy to announce that samurai champloo is still cool as fuck

wow , theyre saying . oat milk has quickly outstripped almond milk for popular alternative milk . i say ,, its simple oat milk does not taste like . Shit

i actually think its ethical to kill all landlords

exciting to get my annual rent increase notice !! ooh what do you think my shitbox unit in which you have not completed a single requested repair is worth this year ? lets find out !! wow !

If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered archive.org/details/ghos...

The last straw was a well-known NPO with a 30-year history, giving me a number to get me off the phone. To a women-only shelter. So #MutualAid is my last resort. #FYI I hate asking, far more than you feel uncomfortable reading this. Don't worry, y'all. I stopped expecting miracles long ago.

I AM A LESBINA IF YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS IS ME COMING OUT I LOVE LESBIANS !!!!

Metal Gear Solid: Geese Walker

Neon Genesis Evangelion 2

long story short, i say , as i proceed to tell the story in the longest way possible

*reassuring my friend who's checking in on me* yeah man, I think I need to just go viral

people who can use the d slur : anyone who can give me a little kiss

people who can use the f slur: gay men literally any trans person dykes, bulldykes, studs, and any other masc or he/him lesbian other lesbians who are cool about it Yes literally any trans person my dad

bluesky islike the well-manicured lawn of a rich zionist who has questionable taste in lawn ornaments whereas twitter is a rich wild biodiverse jungle that has been taken over by feral species

venn diagram between bios of bluesky users and tinder bios of enm non-binaries from brunswick is a circle and fhats why this place feels cursed

when you study creative writing at uni if ur good and you pass you might become a writer but if you fail youre legally obliged to become a recipe writer on the internet

post crunchy-mum gentrification of an inner-city suburb

Defeating the Blair Witch's tricks with the humble Agent Orange