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submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I bet it is a lot harder to touch wingtips than it is to land in the Hudson but we're not gonna see a movie about these mavericks any time soon. #thetippingpoint

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone hands you their phone for any reason ("check this out" or whatever) follow these steps: Settings>General>Keyboard>Text Replacement>Add New Phrase: lol Replacement: ha ha ha They'll thank you later!

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Olga Tokarczuk (2009)

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Egged? In this economy??

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

style guide update: 'vibes' is an overused, semi-ironic term that will die with the Biden presidency. Instead of 'this has [noun] vibes' try saying 'this has a strong whiff of [noun] about it'.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Highly recommend watching NFL highlights at 0.75x. Much easier to see how it all went down plus it slows the players down to mere human speed. They seem clumsy sometimes. Lots of I could do this moments. Delightful.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

😌 👉👈

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Conclave and Tár take place in the same cinematic universe.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

New director of national intelligence posting front facing video asking Putin to embrace the spirit of aloha is pretty good evidence that there is a punitive afterlife and Allen Dulles is in it.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if public figures have an Amber Alert type system that makes their phone screech if they’re being photographed with someone that just got indicted

submitted 262 days ago • 0 comments

You’d think this was United States or some other backwater kleptocracy.

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

A plot: a light rain sends the general e musk into kernel panic, the boys are trapped in the parking lot of a men’s health clinic B plot: Daisy asks for cousin divorce

submitted 396 days ago • 0 comments

A thought experiment - classic diaphanous-sheet-floating-midair type of ghost drifting eerily down the hallway, but when it passes you can see it has a huge wedgie. Follow me for more.

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