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Pseudo-psychotic homosexual nonsense.
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I would do so well on Survivor if I was allowed my weed pen.

David on Survivor.

Getting an AI chip implanted in my head so I can be bad at bar trivia.

Oh no! I am romanticizing the time I worked in a newsroom! Make it stop!

I was just telling my partner last week (unprompted) that we need a Trachtenberg resurgence. :-(

Skipped the gym as I have decided that I do not desire endorphins today.

Printing out a screenshot of Deanna Troi asking, “You’re grandmother’s lover?!?” for my mood board.

If you asked me who played a gay fuckboy in the midst of a psychological break on an episode of Six Feet Under, Scoot McNairy would have been my first guess.

Oooooo we should invent some sort of chainsaw/guillotine hybrid.

Hey homosexuals! @chongster62.bsky.social made another dance video and it is the BEST ONE YET.

Checking “Does the Dog Die” in the first few minutes of The Thing.

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t be evil. I’d just pay Michel Gondry to make a live action Mr. Magoo movie and then retire into anonymity.

Look what showed up on my doorstep today. Time for a psychotic double-feature.

The neighborhood colossus known as “Garbage Truck” is outside.

I think Oliver Reed has my favorite trivia section on IMDb.

It’s that time of year.

Got a new bookcase so now I can impress guests with my collection of outdated media.

This week’s Handful O’Movies.

Live it up on your last day, girl!

Mods* are asleep, I’m putting on Wim Wenders. *the boyfriend

Turned on the TV and not only was Two Towers on, but within 5 seconds I got to see Legolas shield-surf down some stairs. Hell yeah.

Name a cartoon you loved

Post run sweat sesh

The good thing about being alive during the downfall of civilization is that I won’t miss out on any cool tv shows after I die.

Four star-ass week.

We need to go back to not only making phone calls again, but also starting every call with, “Guess where I’m calling from! You’ll never believe me; it’s called a cellular telephone!”

No no no keep talking. I’m still listening.

Wacky Races

I’ve lost 8 lbs in the past 3 weeks.

I think we could trick Bezos that we all want to see him play Bond and then we’ll get our next Madame Web.

Another beautiful day (dishearteningly)

"Post a meme made by you"

This is my watching Twin Peaks face.

you // your Letterboxd 4 favorites

Nathan Fielder should go undercover as a far-right teenage coder and infiltrate doge. I would enjoy that show.

You say Furtado, I say Furtado

A coworker gifted me with Don Hertzfeldt’s autograph. I love my coworkers.