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I've opened up an online shop to sell some books out of my cupboard, and I'll sign them if you want. While I wait for Unbound to cough up what was meant to be my book earnings for the last couple of years, it seems only sensible. Dive in! Limited stocks... www.gralefrit.co.uk/shop.html

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⭐ EDINBURGH! ⭐ It’s official, we’ve got a poster so it must be happening! We’ll be there for TEN NIGHTS ONLY! 15th - 24th August. 5.55pm. Book early to avoid (our) disappointment! Link in profile! #edinburghfringe #comedy #livepodcast

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It's about time we got rubbish vegan ice-cream. It's all premium. Its not the economy for Magnums. We deserve 5 litres of Iceland neopolitan too. You lot say you care about equality but it feels like I'm on my own out here

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A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by side A little bit of Rita’s what i need A little bit of Tina’s all I see But they were all of them deceived For another Mambo was made

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ok but for real if you want to make a really good indie (or AA) games the number one way is "be financially comfortable via other means" blue prince guy owned a popular website generating income, toby fox was a successful musician... frankly if we had a UBI youd get SO MANY GOOD GAMES

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The Forbidden Garden of Leningrad is a finalist in the 2025 Orwell Prize. Delighted to be nominated alongside such a wonderful clutch of books. Thank you to my editors at @sceptrebooks.bsky.social and @scribnerbooks.bsky.social: www.orwellfoundation.com/political-wr...

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It’s mental health awareness week. Remember it’s ok not to be ok. It’s also ok to remember that most authoritarian dictators are eventually met with a very sudden and violent death.

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Anyway, more importantly, it's TUESDAY. And for the last 27.5 years that's been Malarkey Day. So if you don't have tickets for magnificent Tadiwa Mahlunge yet (alongside @ericrushton96.bsky.social, Elaine Robertson, Jacob Kohn & @tobyhadoke.bsky.social),get some now www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey

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Sure, AI may be an environmental disaster and produce mid outcomes in cases where it doesn't straight up lie, but at least it's extremely unprofitable.

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Right, Edinburgh previews are now all on sale, one spot still TBC but we're sorting it! So let's take a look shall we? Or you can find out yourself over at www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey

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So proud of @tobyhadoke.bsky.social for his brilliant book launch yesterday, hosted by lovely friend of Malarkey Abby Cook. If you missed it you can find the book at @tenacrefilms.bsky.social tenacrefilms.bigcartel.com/product/the-... 🧡

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I’m very happy to have been given a nice hefty space to fill in The Daily Telegraph with information about Nigel Kneale and The Quatermass Experiment: www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/the-qua...

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Hamsters seem pretty dumb running in their wheel, don't they? scroll scroll scroll pause scroll

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Highest pressure per square inch ever recorded: 3. Great White Shark's bite 2. Pneumatic drill 1. Old people entering their pin

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I'm selling my complete set of mostly pristine 8th #DoctorWho BBC Books on ebay - RTs appreciated. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/16750382...

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Expecting Parents, PLEASE I beg you Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana

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new pope! crowd goes wild American pope! crowd boos woke for an American! crowd goes wild bad on protecting abusive priests! crowd boos hates JD Vance! crowd goes wild

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Cheers The Philippines is crying. Nice one #conclave

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Pope Moe was the fastest elected Pope in history, much to the chagrin of Cardinal Eeny, Cardinal Meeny, and Cardinal Miny.

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The anticipation is papalable.

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Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

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The government was wrong to cut winter fuel payments. It was wrong to keep the 2-child benefit cap. It was wrong to slash disability benefits. Pushing people into poverty is the wrong thing to do. The right thing to do is redistribute wealth and power so that everyone can live in dignity.

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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate! 19 years! NINETEEN!

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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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This is my "live, laugh, love".

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Are you a freelance technician or operator looking to pick up shows at this year's Edinburgh Fringe? We want to connect our shows to freelancers at the festival. Fill out this form to be added to our list! ➡️ forms.gle/BHELAZUxHx53...

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Halfway through watching a fictional genocide play out on Disney+ and then remembering I was meant to boycott Disney because of a real genocide.

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Bank holiday Monday's over, so mothball your Maypole for another year and get ready for XS Tuesday! With a preview from @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social, tour show from @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social, Hadokery from @tobyhadoke.bsky.social, & a bonus preview for early birds! www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey

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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 10 days ago • 184 comments

I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

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Today on Little Wander Radio, live from Machynlleth Comedy Festival! Tune in at 90.2 FM or listen online littlewander.mixlr.com Sponsored by Keep it Light Media

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<deep intake of breath>

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Very early to the party but I have just finished watching [Currently Untitled New Anna Thomas Show]

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