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whatmaybe.bsky.social
Gay chemist guy married to a gay package delivery guy
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A feral kitty in need hid from me so I couldn’t help it

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Me deciding on getting a new car this week:

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I’m feeling like buying a new car will make me feel happy because the world is so bad and may be ending soon

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Cannabis is worse than cocaine for heart health. Time to start growing out that pinky nail!

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I’ve noticed this thing my husband and I do now. We chat when he gets home and during dinner but afterwards we disappear into our phones and tv shows. The weekends are fine with interaction but during the week it feels so disconnected

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Pizza sizes shouldn’t be small, medium, and large. They should be poor, stressed, and WHY WONT SOMEBODY LOVE ME

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Oprah created Dr Phil and Dr Oz so, no, I will not be following up on any of her favorite things

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I would love to know Linda Lavlin and her mindset working literally until the day she died

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There’s a glitch in the matrix. I’ve heard reference of the Til Tuesday song “Voices Carry” 3 times from 3 sources over the past 3 days

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Amazon won’t give us another season of Wheel of Time but it greenlit a fucking Jesus movie 🙄

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Let’s go TACO

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Hearing about itchy rashes from a drug commercial on tv while scrolling through grindr just hits different

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Today I’m gonna give it my meh-est

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Why does it take 1 second to log in to the computer with the correct password but 10 seconds to tell me it was the wrong password?

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I’m “says pork chopsh and apple shaush” years old

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You think your devices aren’t listening to you? I was talking to my husband about moving to Palm Springs and my Apple Watch decided to transcribe it and send a text to my friend in Palm Springs who does real estate. I didn’t even mention his name when talking about it.

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