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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
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Centrists want the enthusiasm of the left w/out the message. It's insulting & treats the working class as a commodity. The reason people go out to hear Sanders & AOC is because of the message. "Better things aren't possible" just isn't an energizing slogan. Neither is "let's meet the Nazis halfway."

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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

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Hello sharks, I’m here today to ask for generational wealth

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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

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A year ago i had no idea this man existed… because i don’t spend my weekends thinking about lethality and readiness

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ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

submitted 98 days ago • 76 comments

Not a big candy guy but there's nothing quite like a big mouthful of skittles

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earth: I’m dying humans: I’m sorry you feel that way

submitted 635 days ago • 48 comments

Oh, to leave my discarded exoskeleton clinging to a tree!

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my notifications after I do a post

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*trips over crack in sidewalk* [under breath] parkour

submitted 104 days ago • 13 comments

(something works) holy shit it worked

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them: do not fall for satan’s charm me: no chance [satan comes walking around the corner wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar] me: well hey there cowboy

submitted 565 days ago • 4 comments

If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

that worm in his brain has got to be so hungry god damn

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Me: can Bigfoot mate with a Yeti Google: ok one more then bedtime for real

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Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

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RFK Jr is going to have republicans eating their own shit by 2026

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for a true wife guy “top secret” includes your wife

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Hello I'm Ringo hang your coat on me noggin

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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this is kinda why i think the “he’s right about some things!” people need to stay quiet this man is such a vicious loser

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RFK Jr. has directed the health service to research autism cures by clicking on every link that says "Try this one weird trick doctors don't want you to know!"

submitted 9 days ago • 87 comments

when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances

submitted 683 days ago • 12 comments

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS

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The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

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New frog priest has been swimming backstroke in the temple fountains every day since he was ordained. Do some fucking work.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

submitted 10 days ago • 59 comments

Jack Black Mirror is where you publicly abandon your best friend of 30 years.

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i feel like we have had these same four or five Beatles for a long time now. they should add some new beatles

submitted 11 days ago • 86 comments

Me: *gets handed mic* Yay my turn, I’m gonna sing a love ballad. Person going 2nd in the rap battle: ok great

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I bet dinosaur feathers were beautiful

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[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water

submitted 14 days ago • 62 comments

I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.

submitted 21 days ago • 45 comments

woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this

submitted 138 days ago • 24 comments

in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each

submitted 18 days ago • 40 comments

(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...

submitted 21 days ago • 49 comments

Dwell not, gentle Empire.

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

i like ppl who recognize that they are a creature

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/orphan-... Hell yeah I am in Wiktionary, suck it Shakespeare

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