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Been fighting off an infection and feel terrible, so i say we field a strong team and start Malen, Rashford and Asensio against Cardiff’s youth team to cheer me up later. Villa first etc etc.. Plus you just know it’ll be youth + Anwar. 😂 #AVFC

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Show me the offside.. #AVFC

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Body on the line. TM5 🫡💜💙 #AVFC

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Mom brag before i pass out for the day.. Stood outside the hospital waiting for an uber home and an elderly lady looked like she was struggling, so 17 asked her if she needed help, took her hand and walked her to the clinic she needed to get to. Proud! Top lad. 🥰

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

My body is covered in random bruises - including my feet?, some i think gained after Asensio’s 2nd 😂, and feels like it’s on fire. Might be looking forward to my hospital trip tomorrow because i know it’ll go away in a few days (for a bit). First time for everything. 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ezri Konsa. 😂😂 #AVFC

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

‘All on the line. Every time’ I genuinely can’t fathom how people can dislike Tyrone Mings. Legend. 💜💙 #AVFC (Yes i am that dickhead that saw the story within seconds of it being posted 😂)

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I love them. #AVFC

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Saw someone say Mings is ruining his body for us like Chezzy, maybe not to the full extent, but i agree he’s absolutely put his body on the line for us. I don’t care what the ‘mistake every gamers’ say. He also retires a Villa legend. With us through thick and thin. #AVFC

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

THREE POINTS AND STILL UNBEATEN AT HOME!!! UP THE FUCKING VILLA!! 🤩💜💙 (I love Marcus Rashford and Marco Asensio) #AVFC

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes Villa twitter can be good. 🥹👏 #AVFC 💜💙

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

We just went toe to toe with one of the best teams in Europe. Drew, would’ve won if those two goals weren’t ruled out. Swings and roundabouts of football. And Man City are out of the UCL. Zero complaints from Emma this evening.. UTV! 💜💙

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The pure joy on Ollie’s face. 🥰 #AVFC

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t care what the moaners say, when the time comes that he moves on or retires.. Ollie Watkins will leave Aston Villa as a club legend. #AVFC

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ollie Watkins i love you xxx

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YOURI YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! (what a picture!) #AVFC

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

This Black Hawk Down doc on Netflix is intense.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Inspirational quote Sunday ❤️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The Ollie slander on the moody app makes me want to fight people sometimes.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

That free kick from Rashford, that goal from Ollie 👌💜💙 … if only we could keep a clean sheet. #AVFC

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We have Marcus Rashford and Marco Asensio available to come on and spice things up in the second half and help run down their low block. It’s fine.. Zero stress here. Yet. #AVFC

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I remember when i used to be quite intelligent, did courses for the fun of it and had the world at my feet.. Now i forget my own date of birth and fumble my words when i have conversations with actual humans because i forget the right word for things. Get me out of sickbay. 😩

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

One scene of Cobra Kai’s last season I won’t mention incase anyone hasn’t seen it yet, but it involves Daniel-San, made me unexpectedly emotional. I’m going to miss that show, was the right way to do a spin-off. 👏

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Had a banging headache for days and load of gunk just came out of my dodgy ear, so probably another infection. Give me a fecking break, man. 😂

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Just went for another blood test i forgot about, standard Emma, and i’m apparently so dehydrated my veins were too collapsed to draw any so now they have to retry in two weeks. 👍 Anyone want to swap body’s for a bit so i can remember what it’s like to not be broken? Ffs.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

We’re so desperate for CBs that they’re raising Kortney Hause from the dead. #AVFC

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

My fridge freezer broke so i watched some YouTube videos and fixed it (so far, so good) myself. I really appreciate my grandad allowing me to inherit his tinkering brain (man was an actual genius), it’s saved me bags of money throughout my life. 😂

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Maybe the game’ll get more exciting now Mbappe shinned a goal in. I was getting bored.. Been paying more attention to Exeter on the tablet 😂

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

UCL on the TV. FA Cup on the tablet.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

In an ideal word Prime would have won the right to broadcast all Prem games and Sky would fall into the abyss. Coverage is so much better!.. And Alex Aljoe being bilingual and translating on the spot is just unreal. What a queen!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Want to know how much this treatment is effecting my brain?… It’s taken me this long to realise why some of you are calling it the El Ghazi derby. When i say my brain’s broken, i’m not exaggerating.. I was so confused 😂

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

For those of you that have left that other app and may miss this bit of wholesomeness for El Ghazi. 🥹 #AVFC

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Cardiff at home. El Goalzi back at Villa Park.. Let’s fuggin go!! 🫡💜💙 (+ Chambers and i suppose Robinson counts 😂) #AVFC

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Daily Fail and Tom really have it in for Rashford, don’t they? Every day they’re shit posting about something.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

These 4 deserve more flowers for their performances last night. 🌺 #AVFC

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

It’s highly amusing me that on both apps we’re all asking what time we draw Utd at Old Trafford in the next round.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments