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Trump: "The courts have all of the sudden, out of nowhere, they said, 'maybe you have to have trials.' Trials. We're gonna have 5 million trials? It doesn't work. You wouldn't have a country left."

Apropos of nothing, but I was watching Apollo videos and was wondering how long african greys live in case I need to emotionally prepare for his eventual death. I'm pleased to announce that african greys usually live for multiple decades and he will likely outlive me.

It's INSANE how well Disney/Lucasfilm are killing it with the imperial bad guys. Talk shit all you want about the sequels, Solo, Kenobi, etc. But it's crazy how Dedra and Lio are more terrifying than Vader and The Emperor.

Fuck, I just remembered Petscop. I never finished it.

Soda just tastes better out of a deli container. Not sure why. Flutes make champagne smell better, 32oz deli containers make soda taste better. Deal with it.

A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business A government isn't a business

We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.

Okay so literally just a registry of the next tier of undesirables. Literal Nazi shit. Cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt no doubt no doubt.

I know this is very wishful thinking but how cool would it be if FORT sold their surplus after the war. Having a FORT221, presumably converted to semi-auto, would fucking rule.

You know he must have been a mensch if you've got atheists lining up to say how much they're going to miss the pope.

I really loved Terminator 1 and 2. It's too bad they didn't make any more movies.

I 100% thought that the insane rhetoric that Karoline Leavitt has been pushing was them trying to cover up for his death. I can't believe he's actually alive.

I'm not an anthropologist or whatever, but sometimes I think about how lucky ancient humans are that the earth is basically covered in 100ft-tall organisms that are made of the ideal building material.

I'm convinced that Karoline Leavitt is a genuine psychopath. I can't imagine being that heartless and evil. What an absolute cunt.

I had a problem that I essentially resolved but it gave me anxiety and that anxiety has not gone away and I fucking hate this.

George W Bush, who was a fucking rodeo clown on a good day, seems like a dignified statesman compared to the current administration. Imagine explaining that to someone in 2003. Imagine the reaction to Dubya being the best republican leader of the 21st century, by far.

I genuinely don't understand why people are acting like Kanye being crazy is a new thing. He's been like this for 20 years. Guy had a fucking episode during the Hurricane Katrina thing with Mike Myers. He's literally always been like this, you just chose not to care because you wanted the music.

Someone recently pointed out to me how conservatives think "incorrectly", if that's possible. Specifically, they seem to struggle with problem solving. Rather than seeing a problem to be solved or a development in waiting, they see evidence that something isn't feasible or that it isn't better.

I can't wait for there to be a case study some day about the correlation between the hypocritical blind faith that evangelical Christians have in Trump. There's got to be a link between their susceptibility to religion and their blind faith in Trump's nonsense policies.

Sometimes people use the word "politics" to talk about the most fundamental human rights and I think that practice should stop. If you disagree, I don't care, because your opinion is objectively worthless.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.

Let me tell you something that so few people on the internet are willing to say: You don't need to hold everyone accountable for every tiny little trespass. You can hold people to whatever standard you choose. Do with that information whatever you feel is right.

Not enough people are talking about how a trade deficit/surplus isn't a bad thing. I think that people (read: MAGAs) hear "trade deficit" and think that means we're getting swindled or something. But it just means that imports and exports aren't equal and that's fine. That's what currency is for.

Out of the blue, I texted both of my parents that I love them and now I'm worried they think I'm going to kill myself.

Fuck it. I'm an anarchist again. Down with all this fucking shit.

I don't want to hear another word about how socialism is financing other people's problems. If that mother fucker can wipe out 6 trillion from your retirement savings while you still suck his cock, we could pay for student loan debt the whole fucking time without breaking a sweat.

I'm sure at some point I knew the difference, but for a while now I've been thinking that John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt were the same guy.

I have discovered that Russians get seething mad when you imply that Russia isn't part of Europe.

I really wish the Arrowverse was better. They should have made less of it and focused on trying to make actual good shows. There's like 30 seasons across all the shows and there should have been like... 10.

Sometimes I forget that the average person barely even has a rudimentary grasp on media literacy. Any time I try to discuss anyt movie/tv with people on Reddit I feel like I'm talking to the film equivalent to a 10 year old's palate. They simply don't like it when characters do anything unexpected.

I bet you forgot about this but I did not: You just lost the game.

My hobbies have completely distorted my expectations of the costs of other hobbies. Watched a video about hiking gear and the comments section is lighting him up about using such expensive stuff and his whole kit was like... $400. I have unslabbed magic singles worth more than that.

Unpopular opinion but have artists considered that shitting on all the layman using AI only makes those people dislike artists more? Like do you people genuinely think this is a compelling argument that you're making? Grow the fuck up.

I genuinely cannot believe that "Jeffrey Goldberg is a democrat" is the defense that they're going with. Utterly baffled. I couldn't have come up with a defense this stupid if you put a gun to my head, I don't have it in me.

Throw the whole country out at this point. America 2, let's go.

Has anyone ever seen Famke Janssen and Julianna Margulies in the same room before?

We spent the last 40 years, since Reagan was elected, doing it their way. The billionaire's way. The system was designed from the beginning to trickle up into their pockets, but that wasn't good enough. They've never stopped wanting more and more. It will never be enough. They will always want more.

I've been watching the West Wing lately. It's about a functional American government that executes the will of the people and acts with integrity and honor. It's escapist fiction.