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Half salmon, half cheese sandwich, all robot. Just here to read what those far more witty and interesting than I have to say. With no Elon or Trumps visible, I see no need to shitpost. Let's make it a love-fest!
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Gene Hackman stealing Michelle Trachtenberg's thunder one last time.

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Utterly inconsequential, but I'll take part: Ten films to get to know me (alphabetical order): 1. After Hours 2. Before Sunset 3. The Godfather 4. Ikiru 5.The Manchurian Candidate (1962) 6. Mulholland Drive 7. PlayTime 8. Schizopolis 9. The Thing (1982) 10. Yi-Yi #filmsky

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

This is what you overwhelmingly voted for, America. Well, this and 4 years of incoherent Abe Simpson speeches (albeit with 95% more racism and misogyny). Maybe in a year or 2, when you're still getting fucked by corporations and billionaires, you can get a sense of where you went wrong.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

So the inauguration is on MLK Day. I certainly can’t foresee any conflicts!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

@scottaukerman.bsky.social I got nothin' of interest to say, just glad to see you've actually started posting on here. Guess I should check in with Threads again, too. But who's got the time?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I have no interest in Dave Grohl’s personal life. I just hope, for the kid’s sake, that he’s a better parent than he is a songwriter.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird that in a country so in love with guns we don’t produce better marksmen.

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Just got back to the U.S. from vacation, so maybe someone can tell me: am I going to start having to buy embryo shower gifts now? ‘Cause that could really cut into my weed budget.

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@scottaukerman.bsky.social No idea if this is actually you, but if so: If you do Criterion week on SHS, please do at least 1 of these: Playtime, Before Sunset, Yi Yi, Make Way for Tomorrow, House, Ikiru, Branded to Kill, Schizopolis, Wages of Fear, Le Samouraï, Head, Kiss Me Deadly. kthxbye-ee!

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