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whatupitsjake.bsky.social
Music, Games, horror movies, and writing. 30 years old. I love dogs, Shania Twain, and I also play Sims, Stardew Valley, and other stuff.
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submitted 353 days ago • 3 comments

I’m not from Ohio but this is not cool!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

How pregnant sometimes his replies are!

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

These tedious old fools!

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The nature of bad news infects the teller.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I am old, I am old.

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

rat in a box

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

So I deleted a bunch of games I don’t play, and it got rid of the crashing on my Sims games. Now that’s resolved finally!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The D drive on my computer is either messed up or full. So I repaired it, went back to my Sims game, and then it crashed maybe thirty minutes into it. This is bullshit.🙄🙄😤😤 I just want to play my Sims game for a bit!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I want a Fallout New Vegas remaster. Not a Fallout 3!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

JK Rowling can shut up.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

submitted 11 days ago • 104 comments

listening to contemporary christian music while a terrifying russian woman drives me home. i have my eyes closed and am practicing Faith

submitted 468 days ago • 1 comment

presently snortign methamphetamine off mgk’s boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation

submitted 273 days ago • 26 comments

How’s everyone doing?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Blazing up before work. Happy 420 y’all!!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Happy 420 everyone!! 😗💨💨💨🍃🍃🍃🍃

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally said I love you at the end of a call with my mechanic, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

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People say, now that I'm managing, I'm no longer putting bugs in the app. Not true! Sometimes the team copies from my old code, introducing new bug variants.

submitted 16 days ago • 66 comments

post something PINK...,

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Honestly I need to start saving my money up. Summer is coming up, and I wanna do summer stuff.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I really can’t stand Indiana weather at all. 😔🙄😤

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Your child did not choose to be gay, but did choose to be honest with you about it. 🏳️‍🌈 Showing unconditional love and acceptance will have a huge positive impact on their life.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

is it any wonder the millennials are fucked? they told us this was a fun kids movie, and showed it to us, and put it on TV ...nobody stopped them

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Never watched this when I was a kid. Saw it. Few years ago on the Rabbit app, and it was so depressing……

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I’m gonna buy another chain but on Amazon though.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just me!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Well this sucks. Bought a sixteen inch silver chain off Temu, and it doesn’t fit and I don’t like choker necklaces……. I’m not very happy…

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Glad I cut that drunk asshole off. I’m feeling better everyday.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Something’s been eating away at me……

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait to get my Temu order!!!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Well got an iPhone 13 instead

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Buying an iPhone 14 tomorrow!!!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I laid down for a nap at like 2 something, and now it’s like 10pm.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My sleep schedule is so messed up.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna start blocking people that start wanting to mooch off me. I’m sick of it.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

fake pixel flowers

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh my stomach is hella nauseas.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I’m over this cold. Deadass. And I’m over Winter.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

New season of The White Lotus is out!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Low key the reception at the flea market is horrible.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Morning yall.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

If you're over the age of 15 and a robot from the future hasn't come to kill you yet, you're most likely not that important.

submitted 78 days ago • 22 comments