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I am still a communist
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ok. one horse from memory comin up

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ok maybe we do need a cultural revolution

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seriously why do we have to keep arguing about harry potter all the fucking time read a book for adults jesus christ

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sometimes you just gotta stop and really take in how fucking crazy everyone is, now

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whenever a gen-x person says something dumb it's like okay, why don't you go watch Clerks about it

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No Country for Old Men sequel where she hunts down Anton Chigurh with a model 1897 trench gun

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there should be a right of return for sicilians lemmie fuck that lil island UP

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*maynard voice* i know you smell, you are a fart of me. I know you better than I know myself

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looking around the universe it really seems the whole point is to fuse hydrogen into heavier elements. which really makes you wonder why god needs a bunch of uranium

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remake of Taken where French Liam Neeson's daughter travels to the US and gets kidnapped by ICE and French Liam Neeson has to kill a bunch of ICE agents

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HULK ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS, YOU AM ONE BEING WEIRD

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Policy wonk? More like pervert wank. Little freak.

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you don't have to say "policy wonk" you can just say pervert

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thinkin bout trench crusade

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cinnabon/uzumaki promotional campaign

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explaining human rights to an american: okay imagine a burger the american: i have aphantasia

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if there's one thing i can't stand there's probably more

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there is a lot of furniture in the senate chamber that could be broken up into clubs/etc.

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the committee of public safety finds the defendant, matt yglesias, guilty on all counts

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the people who say they prefer 'common sense' are always the most rabid mfers

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I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than tunes to make you run away whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true.

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saw a movie listed as a horror comedy scifi romance and i think we need to shut it down for a minute that's too many fucking genres

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No desire to be a miner or a trucker on earth but really into the idea of doing those things in space

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vote for me as president and I promise to funnel our entire military budget into resurrecting opabinia regalis

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where do orcs fill up on gas and get hoagies? at the WAAAGHWAAAGH

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lol

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disgusted and offended by the episode of black mirror about the monthly subscription for being alive and the fact that it didn't end with the characters bombing a building

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Saw Warfare today, and while any American media about the Iraq War should be viewed with extreme skepticism, i think it did a good job of undercutting the absurd mythos we've built around US soldiers - specifically navy seals

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it's a sign of our luck that we call the big cats "the big cats" instead of calling housecats "the small cats"

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if you didn't get nosferatu you've never been horny enough and that's sad

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