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Just trying to spread some positivity. Perpetually “almost a doctor” in microbial ecology/evolution🫡👨🏻‍🔬🌈 biologist, powerlifter(283 lb natty), gaymer, all around big goofy boy. he/him SFW Your favorite beef’s favorite beef.
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Hi it’s cold

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

When I look down, all I see is tiddies and honestly…. I think that’s beautiful.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Told you I’m a scientist. Featuring my fungal samples which have given me nothing but grief today 😂 despite that, we still put a lab coat and a smile on and push forward.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t mind the face I’m making, it was difficult to just raise my arm up after today let alone hold it there.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I wish I could taste the bliss. The carelessness of not knowing, the joy of unawareness. But alas, I chose curiosity. I chose the pursuit of knowledge. And with it… despair. I long for the bliss of the ignorant. And yet, I know this path of fundamental truths is right. So I press on, woeful but firm

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I really need to get bigger.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing makes me check myself like getting comments back on a paper from my advisor. I thought it was almost journal ready, and now I’m questioning the life choices that led me here 🥴

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Im so tired that the thought of going to sleep at 7:30 tonight makes me just feral

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve always been shit at gym videos but here’s a nice, easy round out to squats with a few reps of 315. You can’t even see my legs 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime I hear a Sugar Ray song in my mind I see that clip of him being creepy in the Scooby Doo movie

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Leg day leg day leg day leg day leg day leg day leg day leg day leg day

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I heard we’re posting daddy pics? Not sure if this rare one of me cleaned up counts, but here we are.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

No rizz, so I will just like all your skeets until ya get the hint I like you

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone needs me, I’ll be dissociating in a dark room until Monday.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Quick proof of shoulders. Also there was a guy at the gym carrying around a whole ass 20 oz full sugar Mt Dew during his workout which to me is pure chaos energy, but whatever works, right?

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Chest day is the best day

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine’s Day, gay friends in my phone. Sit on a face with heart eyes today.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been seeing a lot of toxicity on here the last couple days. I thought we agreed to leave that shit on twitter?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wait tomorrow is Valentine’s Day? 🤔

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

@ the bloomfs

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Left work early due to the weather (I wanted to), and I told myself I was going to write and work from home for the rest of the day (play Pokémon for 8 hours).

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sittin' 🫡💪🏼

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

Leg Day ✅ The Pump:

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

Chest day ✅

submitted 15 days ago • 15 comments

cheesin’

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

HFTT

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve woken up gay once again

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

5k treadmill run this morning 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ HIIT tonight(maybe) #BlackSky #BlackSkyFitness

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Mondays.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Office tits and tummy for Tuesday. Crush today, my boys

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Leg day got me. Walking like it’s my first time 😳 but the legs are beefy as always

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments