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whisk.bsky.social
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 1 day ago • 109 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

This is maybe my proudest ever "tweet that immediately earned a block"

submitted 5 days ago • 70 comments

Viktor Antonov, le directeur artistique sur Half-Life 2 et la franchise Dishonored, est décédé. L'information a été confirmée par Marc Laidlaw, ex-ead writer chez Valve sur Half-Life.

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 9 days ago • 212 comments

My body is a machine that turns electronics with all the screws in the right place into electronics with missing screws

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

This is what a meme by a dog would be like

submitted 257 days ago • 2 comments

Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

That’s a BGP Autonomous System number associated with his real name. Wonder if these phone numbers do anything. bgp.he.net/AS400495#_wh...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

welp

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Really happy I subscribed to the physical version of The Onion- which must be making a fortune in ad placements.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Here are my favourite rougelikes

submitted 22 days ago • 29 comments

One of the ultimate "it does what it says on the tin" signs I've ever seen. Kudos.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 25 days ago • 126 comments

When William Davidon & co. were breaking into army offices to torch draft records during the Vietnam War, there was one office where they needed to get past a door w/an unbreakable lock. So one day he went in in broad daylight & taped a sign to the door that read "DO NOT LOCK." Worked like a charm.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Me (at gym): forget what you lift bro tell me what you dream! Bro: I was at my old middleschool but I was my age now and I was on some job demolishing the school and we were putting pieces of the building into this complicated machine that was spinning all those pieces into a fine silver thread

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments