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I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet. If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you. 📍Texas
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This got me so good I’m now learning Dutch. Rust zacht kleine groene uil 🟢🦉

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

incredible. 14/10. no notes.

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

I swear it’s just a matter of time before these chuds are putting the Confederate statues back up.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Heard someone point at a Cybertruck and call it a swasticar 🥶 If Kendrick Lamar had rapped that about your vehicle you would feel relieved to trade places with Drake rn

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation." (gift link)

submitted 13 days ago • 335 comments

Feeling big seen

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If I’m reading my fellow yts correctly… When Kendrick Lamar performs songs at the Super Bowl that they don’t know, they say he lacks broad appeal… But when Beyoncé makes a country album, no—not like that! Do I have that right?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

How are some of these rich dumbasses so rich yet such dumbasses?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Saquon put up insane numbers this season *and* it’s birthday?? This man needs to win the Super Bowl #GoBirds 🦅

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The people up in arms that Beyoncé won AOTY Grammy for Cowboy Carter didn’t want Kamala Harris to be President either. And for the same reason.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Look, we all get that this jive turkey don’t know shit. He demonstrates it every day. Can Dems please just summon the brass to say as much?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Between the stupid tariffs and this, it’s been a tough week for Canadian exports.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Look, I can excuse that people have enough demands placed on their time that they don’t know all the minutiae of fed govt expenditures. But if anyone in your life lied to you or insinuated as much as media/pols on the Right do, you’d be pissed. Get some basics down, folks, and neuter these lies.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I speak middling Spanish at best. Can someone tell me if this is good or bad?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that DEI probably isn’t to blame for the collision between the plane and the helicopter

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Holy f*uck. 50 Republicans and JD Vance voted for a weekend morning show host with the thinnest military and bureaucratic leadership resume by a LOOOOOONG shot. A guy who showed up drunk on the job. A serial adulterer who assaulted his wife. Are our nation’s troops a damn joke to you?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

The missing context is buying Twitter to amplify alt-Right figures; promoting Great Replacement Theory lunacy; and endorsing the German political party that’s at least Naz-talgic, if you get my drift. It would have been a great opportunity to bring that context all to bear.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

to be clear, Trump's position is that violence against cops is unacceptable, but pardoning people convicted of violence against cops is the right thing to do because hey look over there!

submitted 34 days ago • 138 comments

If your eyes work well enough to see a phantom roughing the passer call, I trust you can also see this for what it is.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Elevate *this* story, legacy media.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Per Musk’s pretty unambiguous N*zi salute: I’m not religious, so when offering sympathy to someone I’ll say, “My heart goes out to you” over, “I’ll be praying for you.” I’ve often made accompanying gestures extending outward from my chest for emphasis. They’ve never looked remotely like this ⤵️

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Quite the state of affairs. Wish half the country had heard about it before Nov 5, 2024.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

As Kurt Vonnegut once wrote, “I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It's striking how SCOTUS could decide the TikTok ban in a few days but delayed and sat on the question of presidential immunity for months. The Court can move quickly when it wants to. When it came to ensuring Trump could be brought to trial for Jan. 6, it just didn't want to.

submitted 38 days ago • 75 comments

Of course it’s about crowd size. Inauguration crowd size was the opening lie of his first term, and political journalists would do well not to forget that.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

This map will update with more neighborhood results as the year goes by. Right now, it represents 73 percent of all 2024 votes cast. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

submitted 40 days ago • 10 comments

All of these nomination hearings in a nutshell: Congress: “Will you break the law if the President tells you to?” Nominee: “That’s for me to know and you to find out.”

submitted 40 days ago • 71 comments