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Ahh these damn allergies keep making my eyes water 🥺😢

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Just four hours ago, even after we’ve learned the shooter was as an anti-abortionist Trump supporter, a sitting U.S. Senator is spreading fake conspiracy theories blaming the murder of a Democratic lawmaker on Democrats. Not only that, he’s pinned the post! Abominably evil stuff from Mike Lee.

submitted 1 day ago • 135 comments

Can this guy be the first guest on whatever Joe Rogan of the left podcast they concoct?

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Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

Real “But when is White History Month?” energy here.

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May I politely request that the NHL camera operators never show Matthew Tkachuk gnashing on his mouth guard ever again? Like an ice-skating cow chewing its cud, only with more gusto.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not understatement to say Vontaze Burfict may have completely altered the direction of Brown’s life in 2016. He hit this man’s head with so much force it turned his frontal cortex to oatmeal.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The refs missing a high-sticking penalty mere seconds before the Panthers score another goal kinda sums up this Stanley Cup Finals so far.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Can every camera operator at Rentschler Field please take a quick moment to wipe your lens? #USMNT

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You know those dating shows where the women ask the guys who they voted for and the men are left embarrassed because they don’t want to say? That should happen far far far more often.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The main thing I have learned making IBCK is that if you say "the left and the right are both getting it wrong," journalists will interview you for the newspaper and have you on their prestigious podcast without performing any fact-checking whatsoever.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

There’s a Spanish center back in this France-Spain #NationsLeague semi favorite Spanish footballer named Robin Le Normand. Reminds me of my favorite Mexican soccer player John the Yinzer.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Seattle Storm baaabbyyyyy ⛈️

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

*pecking at the pellet-dispensing button with my face*

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Shaquille O’Neal, queer icon 🌈

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I love the @wnba.com y’all. In what other league would you ever see a player overtake their spouse as career points leader for the same franchise? 🏀

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

#SpaceX rockets blowing up might actually be a little too on the nose as a metaphor for the the ways #ElonMusk breaks stuff people smarter than him managed to build durably

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

9-0 in Game 7 don’t mean much if you go 0-4 in Games 2-5 #DallasStars #EdmontonOilers #StanleyCup #NHL

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Do I even want to know why #polycule and #StephenMiller are simultaneously crossing my feed?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Yes ‘cers. Get it done, boys 🟡🔵

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a “My tax dollars!” sort of person. But I do not want a single cent going to a military parade for the leader’s birthday as I do not live in either Moscow or Pyongyang.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Guess you can’t sell a #Tapper / Thompson-style gossip book when the cognitive decline is right out in the open for all to see

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

As a #Pittsburgh #Steelers fan I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but… Let’s just roll with Mason Rudolph.

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

They’ll be headed right back down to the Championship I fear, but I’ll savor all 38 #PremierLeague matches while I can. And it will be nice to get the Wear-Tyne Derby back. #Sunderland

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I like this Dave Weigel

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

How is our country’s preeminent newspaper *this* bad sometimes? They’re doing that but from King of the Hill where the principal suggests Connie do gymnastics instead of wrestling: “Asian girls usually excel at gymnastics. With their tiny little feet, the balance beam seems as wide as a sidewalk!”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Holy f*ck Sunderland 🔴⚪️🐈‍⬛ Ha’way to the Premier League lads!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If #Napoli win this game and the #Scudetto, there’s gonna be collection raised to build statue of an airborne Scott McTominay hitting that strike. Che figata! 🇮🇹

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The planet lost a record amount of forests last year, largely because of fires around the world, data shows. Researchers estimated that the world lost the equivalent of 18 soccer fields of forested land every minute.

submitted 25 days ago • 62 comments

Instead of talking about #JoeBiden being visibly old, can news folks please try to figure out why the equally old #DonaldTrump falls for internet conspiracy theories so easily? Haitians in Ohio and now white farmers in #SouthAfrica. Seems like a sign of a deteriorating mind if you ask me.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

“60 years after avoiding, Trump is going to Vietnam” would be the most banger headline possible here

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