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“The Lord’s doctrine is clear”

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“You know God really cares about this because it’s one of only two recorded times He’s intervened directly with his modern prophets this way,” says Nelson.

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“When am I gonna use this anyway?” asks Kayleigh. “It’s been 22 years.”

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“There’s no doubt about what’s going on here,” says police sergeant Nephi Monson. “What gives away that this is a coffee lab is the fact that it’s a coffee lab.

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At press time, the church was restoring the phrase “white and delightsome” to the Book of Mormon.

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“I’ve been looking at pictures and paintings of Him my whole life,” says one of the agents. “I’m pretty sure I’d know what He looks like, and this guy obviously ain’t it if you know what I mean.”

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“By any historical standard, Lamar’s song egregiously mischaracterizes Joseph Smith as a ‘certified loverboy’ and a ‘certified pedophile,’” the church’s statement says. “Faithful saints know him as a certified prophet, seer, and revelator.”

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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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do you think anyone is smoking weed right now and calling it a super bowl

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We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we

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My therapist thinks my recent depression is connected how I’m a terminally online chronically stoned hermit who forgets to eat dinner until 1am because I’m busy doomscrolling. Tf is this shit

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“If the game is already gonna be a victory for Oregon State, we might as well not make it a victory for Satan too,” says a BYU official.

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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

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“I bet he only left because he wanted to get a globe,” says the apostate’s brother.

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Bizarre that someone who admits Elon holds far-right beliefs, openly courts Nazis and deliberately did the salute still insists that he's not technically a Nazi. What does the distinction even mean at this point?

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Priesthood is stored in the balls

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Talking about church stuff with your family as the only heathen is like watching Lord of the Rings with your friend group except they all believe it’s historical and that you’re in the grasp of Sauron because you smoke pipe-weed

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This post lives in my brain. Now it lives in yours too.

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The King of Rock and Roll will not be a king and priest unto the Most High, ruled a celestial judge Tuesday citing Elvis’ owning a Book of Mormon as evidence that he had “enough of a shot” in mortality.

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"At press time, Brigham Young was rotting in hell." 😂

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“Brigham Young was a courageous pioneer who by any historical standard is egregiously portrayed in the series,” the church says. “As long as you use a standard that disregards all the blood atonement, racism, human trafficking, slavery, mob castration, and genocide.”

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I think it’s often better for LDS Church to not directly respond to media like #AmericanPrimeval, no matter how bad the depictions. Rebuttals often come off defensive & draw more attention/perpetuate debate. They should leave it to apologists/analysts. But this statement is especially bad. /1

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As the mighty @jaclynf.bsky.social says, COMMUNITY IS THE ANTIDOTE TO FASCISM

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RIP Ezra Taft Benson, you would’ve loved the political climate of 2025

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this was such an iconic moment. literally everyone who was in Provo in 2014 still knows this reference over a decade later.

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If we had a functioning DNC (or SuperPACs), they'd be running this FEMA quote on radio ads in disaster-prone red states. Keep it running for months. Let it sink in their heads: Trump will leave them hanging out to dry. Start undermining him, the GOP, and their attempt to screw California now.

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I’m married to an Md/Phd and I can confirm that this is terrifying. They also didn’t update the CDC wastewater totals today and medical research trials and funding for grants and Md/Phd students have all been halted. This could gut the scientific and medical fields for decades.

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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

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The Elon Nazi thing is like when police found a meth lab in a BYU apartment and the chief of police said “the reason we know it’s a meth lab is the fact that it’s a meth lab”

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The sexuality subreddit for active LDS members is the best sub I’ve ever been on

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a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever

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We can do this!!!!

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