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she/her. multitude container. all hail Megan Thee Stallion! free Palestine 🇵🇸
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I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way

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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

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Megan Thee Stallion at Elton John’s viewing party for the #Oscars 🧡!

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

really been hittin the i in cauliflower recently .. not sure what that’s about

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taco bell is my church

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salt shaker by the ying yang twins is one of the best songs of all time and I won’t hear any arguments about this

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girl in the club said “girl I’m sorry but you can throw some ass” and I just don’t really know why she’s apologizing

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I hate when I do this

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and when I put subwoofers in my honda civic what then

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

no one else even needs to laugh at my jokes I think I’m so funny

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I keep saying “wow okay now I want to go dancing” and people keep saying “you always want to go dancing”

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tonight someone told me that the inside of my trunk looks like an I Spy book

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if you like rap and you don’t like megan thee stallion that’s misogyny me thinks

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wondering if I should be arrested for my love of canned new england clam chowder alone

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hey guys what balcony height is high enough to sit on it completely naked do you think

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what a curse it is to love seafood as much as I do and continue living in landlocked states

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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

submitted 6 days ago • 39 comments

and if i say viagra is gender affirming care what then

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wouldn’t it be cool if there was someone in our government that supported people and also democracy

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been trying to kill the part of me that cringes but that bitch is putting up a FIGHT like damn

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!! warning !! young professionals near you may be wearing previous going-out-tops-and-bodysuits as professional wear

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leaving work and it’s still warm outside?? a bitch feels like celebrating

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just remembered I live alone and have free will

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went snowboarding for the third time in my life and while I did eat significantly less shit down the mountain this time I’m still bruised way more than I care to admit

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

some of u will never know the joy of running around ancient greece doing side quests for an hour at a time and I hate that for you

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

its warm out today… I can feel the spirit of Hot Girl Summer coming to possess me again …

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hate that I have to google “does *insert corporation* support dei” before going there

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I love petting cats with my face way too much for a bitch that’s allergic

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

near feral with the energy it’s taking me to refrain from buying Megan Thee Stallion’s tequila …

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you can’t picture them throwing a Molotov, they’re not the one

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

My head hurts because my hair was wrong. And if you’re asking yourself “What the hell does that mean?” I do not think I can explain it to you.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

bees dying after one sting is not only rude, it’s evolutionarily dumb

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

next time a guy wants to hook up I’m first gonna make him answer my riddles three

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

worth it

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Chili’s took away the free trivia… it’s $2.99 now … this country is falling apart

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

never expect me to be on time for a social event baby i run late for work

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getting your nails done is such an interesting experience. like you kind of just hold hands with a stranger for an hour

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fail to see why my cats shouldn’t get a little snack if I’m having a little snack

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment