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U tried and tried and failed to engage… time for a timeout… tweet this exactly as i say dont fuck it up “We are going to take a short break from this BS app. We will let our actions speak for themselves” write that word for word and stop using the password Maga2024! for anything it’s bad cybersecu

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Normally we wouldn’t divide the American people by choosing a favorite NFL team. However, we cannot ignore the success of the team named after our national symbol. Go Birds! E-A-G-L-E-S!

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

To preserve America’s values, the letters L, G, B, T, and Q will be BANNED FROM ALL federal employees’ keyboards after this sentence. od less Presiden rump and od less the USA! 🇺🇸

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

For FOUR painfully LONG years, the White House has been a symbol of weakness and failure to protect America’s values. But not anymore. This administration will turn it into a Power-House: a force of unstoppable energy and strength for America First values. This will be a White Power-House.

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For those of you not interested in Pastor Zo’s $Lorenzo coin, you can invest in the upcoming $LeoX coin, which is absolutely guaranteed to get you into heaven.

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She knew exactly what she was doing when she picked that hat🤣

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1/3 My Dear Americans, for more than 200 years we have been a shining example of democracy, wherein our Elected leaders have sought to serve their people, not the other way around. America has survived hardships before, and each scar we bear is a lesson learned…

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

For all you out-of-towners looking to be close to the Inauguration, take the Metro to the Capitol Heights stop 🇺🇸🚊

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To all those worried about not seeing the inauguration in person: do not worry, we will be release an AI video recreation of the event immediately following the ceremony.

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Pete Hegseth says women lack the strength for combat roles. Bold stance from someone accused of testing their limits firsthand.

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The issue at the heart of Free Speech Coalition vs Paxton is the protection of Texan children from pornography. As you all recall, it was pornography that killed 19 children in a Uvalde, TX school in 2022 and pornography has been allowed to run rampant, killing children nearly every day in Texas.

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Breaking: The object shot down near Trump’s NJ resort has been identified as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Experts confirm this guarantees Trump has learned nothing about compassion and is already drafting a national abortion ban “to protect the Christmas spirit.”

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Supporting Mangione goes against American values: blind respect for authority, embracing over-taxation, and promoting only non-violent change.

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“You don’t use a gun to solve concerns” NYC Mayor Adams said moments after a squad of heavily armed police officers escorted Mangione to the courthouse on Thursday. Officers were equipped with automatic rifles over concerns Luigi may try to flee during the escort.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Viv Rama is opposed to the unnecessary spending in the CR, since Starvation, Hurricanes, and Failing Infrastructure has never killed anyone important.

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We know you’re worried about your kids getting shot in school, skyrocketing healthcare bills, and violent criminals. Rest assured, though: We’ve taken bold action. The Bald Eagle is now the US’ official National Bird.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The dispute with the President-Elect and RFK Jr regarding FDA authority appears to be resolved. Their agreement involves removing all fluoride in tap water and replacing it with the Polio vaccine.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

No, we cannot confirm that the delivery drones in NJ are being used to map the most optimal route from the McDonald’s at 944 US-202, Branchburg, NJ to Trump’s Bedminster, NJ golf course, please stop asking.

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Rep. Josh Schriver has boldly rejected Trump’s leadership by crusading against gay marriages, including that of Trump’s Treasury nominee, Scott Bessent (married to John Freeman). Schriver seems determined to claim the mantle as the GOP’s top Anti-Trump voice.

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Critics worry Biden pardoning Hunter sets a precedent for Trump to pardon his kids—because if there’s one thing Trump’s known for, it’s being a champion of precedent.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

As part of his Day One initiatives, President Trump is expected to pardon Yolanda Saldívar before appointing her as Director of ICE.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations to the President-Elect for already taking action to fight inflation: What used to be “half your age + 7” has been reduced to “half your age - 6”.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Marjorie Taylor Green has been selected to head the DOGE House Subcommittee. SD Governor Kristi Noem was being considered for this role but wasn’t chosen over concerns she may kill DOGE after only 14 months.

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