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Anyone out there?? I just woke up from what felt like the worst nightmare ever

I cant believe this. I was just walking down the street back from the hunky massage parlor and guess what I see?? THIS freaking sign!! Who the F thought it was a good idea to do this?? Offended is not even the right word here. I may break something

Well good afternoon folks. What I thought was going be a fun and easy day turned out to be one of the worst in a long time And I’ve had some bad days recently! My MAGA uncle came home early and found me masturbating while have my favorite rainbow dildo up my you know what. He wasnt too happy….

Finally a full nights rest! I feel refreshed and ready to attack the day! Nothing is getting in my way today! Ps I also have a little secret hehe. Ill be trying my new Orange Man b-plugg all day ahha. Im sure the orange man will love it in there 😈 Ill see you all later

For some reason today has been rather calm. Odd. Im going to take this time to unwind and do a little self pleasure practice if you know what I mean. Its great to be myself until my MAGA uncle makes it back. I hate him. Anyways

I dont understand why everyone is so angry that Biden changed his mind about pardoning Biden! Its his son for crying out loud!!!

I just woke up again and feel a little better. Ive only vomited once. Still shitted twice though. My drunk MAGA uncle is still passed out thank god. Im going to just gaslight myself and pretend everything is okay. Maybe that will work.

False alarm, he went back to sleep. Omg. He drank 17 budweisers, so he should be out for good this time. I have to be careful not to vomit or shit in bed again. I still cant believe the stupid orange man won!!! My life has been a nightmare since Nov 6!!!! Someone wake me up from this!!

OMG I JUST TRIED CLOSING MY EYES TO SLEEP AND THE IMAGE OF MR PATEL POPPED UP AGAIN. THIS TIME I GOT SO SCARED, I STARTED VOMITING AND SHITTING RIGHT AWAY. BAD NEWS, I CAN HEAR MY DRUNK MAGA UNCLE WOKE UP AND IS MAKING NOISE. OMG, I HOPE HE DOESNT COME IN HERE. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!

I can’t believe this. After my drunk MAGA uncle passed out from drinking so much, it finally gave me a chance to get away from the beatings. In the short peace and quiet, I was able doze off for a bit and take real nap. Well that was until i just woke up to check the time and saw this!!!

I finally woke up from a two day comma after vomiting and sharting all day. Well guess what news I had to wake up to???? My MAGA uncle beating my ass because Hunter Biden was pardoned! What the heck did I have anything to do with that! Just because they lied, doesnt mean I need to pay the price!

I still feel like absolute garbage. Ive been vomiting and shitting all morning. Somebody please end this nightmare!!

Happy Caturday!!! This pussy is the only thing that brings me joy anymore.