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whitleyjohns.bsky.social
Pseudonymous nom de plume of a little man on the internet. Location: Shitsville sur Mer, UK If you have more followers than God then you don't need me..
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It's all just coded puffs of air from an upper orifice. Relax..

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not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

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David Lynch has died. Shit.

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Admin update: if you have more followers than there are subatomic particles in the Universe then you don't need me. Catch my driff..?

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This 👇

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A not insignificant upside to spending New Years Eve sober at home is you're the only one waking in the morning without a hangover, and feeling smug about it...

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A Xmas eve plumbing disaster (upstairs flat flooded, resulting in soggy walls, ceiling, carpet in my bed/spareroom) has shat onto the festive spirit chez moi. That, and the fact I'm off to work in a few minutes.. Ho Ho Ho, my arse

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Pondering the fact that this Xmas and new year will be normal working weeks for yours truly and much as I've grumbled there's a part of me that's okay with it. Sort of. Up to a point..

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Night Owl on a Winter Eve Flight by Walter King Stone (1875-1949)

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There's nothing quite like throwing the windows open on a chilly morning to let the breeze blow through. Yes, I need specialist help...

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Half a decade. The first confirmed case of COVID-19 was five years ago today.

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Admin update: if you already have 176,000,000,000,000 followers then you don't need me

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Seen on Rightmove, thinking is this even legal?

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