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We making jokes & singing kareoke round here. Mommy • Teacher • Volleyball Coach 🏳️‍🌈 ♏️ 🤟🏾
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Y’all this man brought out TI- I couldn’t even breathe

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Alright I feel SO bad for complaining about Yolanda Adam’s coming to Bun B night now. He ate this up 😭

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How long can y’all go without sex before y’all’s attitude starts getting bad? Lmao.

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Todays my last day with students before ✨Spring Break✨

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💕💕

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My daughter’s only black teacher saw a picture of her natural hair last week and raved to her about it. Today she’s wearing her hair out and natural for the first time to school. 🥹💕

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I found a $25 Wingstop giftcard in my wallet so the day is looking brighter

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*sigh*

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Had car trouble today and had to stop somewhere random to wait on a mechanic. When I told my girlfriend she ran out the house with no shoes, came and got my kids and took them home, then came back to sit with me til it was fixed 😭😭😭

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This is exactly why they be turning on that wrap it up music

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Idk why they did a Bond tribute but I really enjoyed it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭

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My child keeps these beats on her head like a modern day Chanel #3

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Y’all the Houston Rodeo starts this week so I’m gonna be a YeeHaw MF til April

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My girl sending me pics post nail appt does something to me every time 🥵🫠

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One of my favorite pastimes is watching folks location.

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I’ve had HORRIBLE sleep for like a week straight and I finally slept sooooo good last night. 😩

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Good morning ☀️

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I’ve managed to secure all of Houston’s most exclusive tickets for the next few months. - The Wiz - Rodeo Gold Badge - Rodeo Cook-Off Tent Wristbands - Cowboy Carter Tix I now only respond to ✨THAT BITCH✨

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My hair is so tangled that at this point I might as well just let it be the freeform dreads it clearly wants to be.

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🤭🤭

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I think they kicked me off blacksky bc ain’t no way my lil internet friends have abandoned me like this. Can y’all see me 😭

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World War Beyonce: Day 3 Despite a slight win yesterday with getting decent tickets, I will be back in the field today trying to get something closer for a normal price.

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Beyonce gonna have to have a city in every mf county next time I can’t go thru this again for Act III bro.

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That means I have Houston Beyonce Tickets ANNNNDDD Houston Rodeo Black Heritage Tickets 🤭

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Shout out to my girls friend who secured us Bey tickets so now I don’t have to fight a billionaire. And we actually stayed within the price we said we wanted to pay so double win.

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I’m just sitting in this Beyonce waiting room with no presale code hoping for God to work it out for me 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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I be missing my therapist between appointments like she’s my best friend.

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Really not in the fucking mood dawg

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Ngl, that Angel Reese meal was pretty good for it to be McDonalds.

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Is the money in my account? Yes. Is the desire in my heart? No.

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Now I got beef with Beyonce bc my girlfriend didn’t get Cowboy Carter tickets and she’s sad

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Wait I was about to cook but can’t I go get that Angel Reese meal now? I’ve literally been waiting and I don’t even like McDonald’s lol

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I’ll let my children slide with calling me by my first name before I let my girlfriend. 😂😂

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It’s been months since I used door dash/uber eats and I’m still broke soooo clearly that wasn’t the problem. 😒

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Hand written notes > 💕💕💕

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About to crash out at work over my papermate flair pens bc why are all my black ones missing

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Do y’all’s teeth chatter when you get cold? I literally turn into that wind up teeth toy the second I get even a little chilly 😂

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Let me head home before the drunks get on the road

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…..I mean I think I DO want to see SZA and Kendrick more than Bey… don’t tell the hive…. Or my GF 🤐

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I LOVE BEING BLACK OMG

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RIGHT TIME WRONG GUY

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Im probably just gay but YESSSSSS women!

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