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Our transport secretary: i’m not shocked at all, but i am appalled

having one beer and getting upset that no cute people i like are within biting distance

the queer club scene in welly on a wednesday is absolutely dire

is it rude to go on dating apps when you’re only in town for like 2 days?

love a kiwi accent

6+16hrs flight time plus 2hr transfer. would not recommend.

please please please please please please please please please pl

a watched rat never flees the sinking ship

transgender Eggman be like Dr. Post-op-nik

Happy birthday to Gromit!!

I don’t know why but I really like walking all the way to the front of a 10 coach class 444 at Waterloo. The front row is so empty and quiet it’s nice

the polycule sysadmin

can i just not work and spend my days sleeping and being cute

@aoibhi.bsky.social

another london/SE focussed decision which encourages more driven journeys. absolute nonsense decision making.

why did we get two of the worst movie musicals ever in the same year as the best?

job get!

breaking: local kitty is oh so comfy and cozy wrapped up in her bed

i may be stupid but

why my tummy hurt

Fuck the Treasury, fuck this “growth at all costs” mindset. Bin the Heathrow expansion and build HS2 and NPR in full for a start.

Hairstylists be horrified: I just cut my own bangs :3

I’m looking so huggable rn and there’s no one around to hug me 😭

“Work from home isn’t real work” is bullshit coz what if you need your emotional support catgirl to crawl under your desk?

Took my gf to see the train station yesterday. She got on a train and left!? I just wanted to show her a cool building 😭

I shake [my gf] because I love her

Yes because the treasury has never said no to projects that would create growth…

This gonna be an awful 4 years

In my crop top era rn

So nice of job applications to make me do an hour long test to generate a six page report that tells me how my brain works, and not even give me an autism diagnosis.

It’s not Tuesday but a slightly different vibe :3

So progesterone isn’t vegetarian due to gelatine in the capsule shell. Is it technically veggie if you take it the alternative way?

Lmaooo

MOT time, good luck Bobbie! 🤞

I’m such a hot and sexy butch car mechanic (I topped up my screen wash without spilling any)

Piss yourself, Kier Starmer

lesbianism is when two girls take turns biting each other

Someone help I’m watching Wicked again

Anecdotally, the concentration of asshole drivers increases the further south I get. I’d love to see if the data supports this.

techbros when their new AGI system comes up with a definitive and final way to "fix traffic"