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Probably hitting my head against the keyboard writing fic. ♊️ I sell toys for a living, that should tell you enough.
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GET NAKED FACE PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT OFF MY TV

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Give us Pedro.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

TEAM RADISH AND GRIMACE CUM

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Me after writing a sentence.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Bro always looks like he was just told he's going to have to work late, and I love that about him.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sooooooo, a couple of days ago while listening to "Kamikaze" by Omar Apollo... instead of singing "move like tsunamis" I accidentally sang "move like salamis" and since then I think about NOT SINGING "SALAMIS" SO MUCH I now constantly do it. :|

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Change friend to husband and change fictional character to Joel Miller and you have my life.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I want to know what bee pet love is.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pretty sure I have the flu. This is the third time I’ve been sick since Christmas and Jesus Christ… I really saved the worst for now. I’m terrified to think how this would feel if I didn’t get my flu shot. Like moving every extremity hurts. I’m either too cold or too hot. This BLOWS.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

ALL OF THEM. ALL OF THE BIRBS.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe I long for a GIF to be new to me again... but man, I feel like I'm constantly trying to chase the high of pre-Gladiator II Pedro and Paul content. Fandom is so fucking weird. Also, gif via @arcane-fox.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing I'm going to be coming home from vacation for the third episode <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Also, Omar Apollo’s dick.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Help. SOS.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The closest I'm going to get to being an archaeologist is me poking my fork through my lunch cottage cheese trying to find the largest curds.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

He was looking for Nardelli's.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to be SO ANNOYING about this film.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Writing 18th century Joel Miller smut while listening to Kendrick Lamar is surely an experience.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

🙇🏼‍♀️ 🧎‍♀️

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Obsessed with the first.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Do you even write if your Google history doesn't look like this?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Happy belated birthday to MY WIFE.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

We should bring back costume brooches.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

BRRRAAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I AM TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO LOOK THIS FUCKING GOOD AND STARE RIGHT AT ME.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I love them. Gives me delusions.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In better things, and why it’s nice to forge real friendships within the fandom… I constantly have this reminder on my computer from my 🦉 and 🦋 friends.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Season of raider Joel flashback with many shower scenes please, thank you.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Me: trying to mind my own business. Also me: SOMEBODY PROMINENT ON TUMBLR IS USING AI TO CRAFT THEIR STORIES. MY AI CHECKER COMES UP AS THEIR WRITING BEING ALMOST HALF AI GENERATED.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

In this house we stan Saquon and Taylor. 🏡

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

WOOF. I am the latter.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I love this state.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Jealous of this. Still struggling like hell. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT BGIII. I JUST WANNA TRAVEL WITH FRIENDS.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

He knows.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Philly Paneras are giving away food for the pick 6. Bless Cooper DeJean. Bless my three cups of soup, two salads, and mediterranean veggie sandwich.

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submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

BIRBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe how absolutely psyched I am for the Super Bowl. (Also Kendrick and SZA.)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Severance said “Dieter penis.”

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Pisses me off he shares the same name with my husband. Also, insane his last name is the same as Vought International.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t want him.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments