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submitted 35 days ago โ€ข 15 comments

unsubscribing from all streaming services & platforms and tuning in to the sound of a lawnmower

submitted 36 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Donald Trump has sat his ass hole onto a bicycle pump and it inflated him up until he popped all over. He is dead from that. --- ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜บ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต, ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ฅ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ.

submitted 44 days ago โ€ข 12 comments

*opens up bsky news feed* computer, identify optimal current event to riff on for maximum viral content

submitted 44 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

submitted 46 days ago โ€ข 10 comments

itโ€™s only monday

submitted 46 days ago โ€ข 2 comments

Using "literally" as a generic intensifier honestly makes my blood boil. It's truly a plague on the English language. I'm really laid-back on usage peeves in general, but this one actually drives me insane. In fact, it's quite soul-crushing.

submitted 47 days ago โ€ข 9 comments

NYT with another sneering fart in the wind

submitted 63 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

dude, [holds up a hiking boot to my ear], nature is calling

submitted 68 days ago โ€ข 3 comments

we select... poo poo brown

submitted 86 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

new core values who dis

submitted 86 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Only on track 4 but, yeah, im thinkin hes back open.spotify.com/album/0hvT3y...

submitted 98 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

1. piss 2. shit

submitted 100 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Itโ€™s gonna be crazy when Mr. Beast becomes president and runs the liquidation centers

submitted 100 days ago โ€ข 13 comments

If you got a meeting with a guy and you're not gonna go to it, and you don't tell em, it's not Nice

submitted 101 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Listen up, young men: stop liking Hitler

submitted 101 days ago โ€ข 35 comments

I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES

submitted 101 days ago โ€ข 9 comments

Blunt force trauma (weed)

submitted 103 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

submitted 103 days ago โ€ข 3 comments

Sorry guys I got trapped in a prism of my own design

submitted 105 days ago โ€ข 3 comments

submitted 599 days ago โ€ข 20 comments

inside me there are 2 wolves

submitted 105 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

aiming the bazooka at evil Tickle Me Elmo: tickle this, asshole

submitted 107 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

its pretty cool that you can just eat a bacon egg and cheese any time of the day

submitted 105 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

logging on

submitted 150 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Mah boi

submitted 180 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

astrology

submitted 330 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

pshh man i dunno shit about fuck

submitted 365 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Where that lasanny jonny

submitted 368 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

mondays

submitted 368 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

submitted 380 days ago โ€ข 4 comments

if you knew a guy who went to a giant public bathroom every day and rooted around in the stalls for turds, and proudly came out to show them to everyone, there's no way you'd believe him if he told you he didn't love shit. the same goes for people who stay on Twitter to quote-tweet the right wing

submitted 387 days ago โ€ข 6 comments

Welcome to Bluesky, everyone! We opened access yesterday, and we just crossed 4M people total on the network. ๐ŸŽ‰ โ€ข 800k+ new users have signed up โ€ข Averaged 8.5 new accounts/second โ€ข 2M posts were created in the last 24 hours We're so excited to have you here!

submitted 387 days ago โ€ข 480 comments