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submitted 30 days ago • 985 comments

I really picked the worst possible time to be stone cold sober

submitted 32 days ago • 636 comments

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

submitted 32 days ago • 1303 comments

Really enjoyed this novelization of the classic folk horror film. A great companion to the film that adds some narrative depth to the original story.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Well my X account got locked and restricted. Damn. Guess I’ll have to go outside or something

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for the canned joke.

submitted 86 days ago • 1477 comments

Damn, y’all still have families?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 87 days ago • 948 comments

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

submitted 88 days ago • 713 comments

Only 3 cameras? Peasant.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

submitted 89 days ago • 227 comments

sometimes I have no idea what you guys are talking about but it's still cool

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

submitted 89 days ago • 196 comments

submitted 89 days ago • 654 comments

I saw you wink at me from across the bar bro

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Pouring coffee into the water tank in my filter coffee machine to make a jug of my new invention: Megacoffee

submitted 90 days ago • 48 comments

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

submitted 89 days ago • 332 comments

Imagine losing a diss so bad you gotta file a frivolous lawsuit Lmfaoooooooooooo

submitted 89 days ago • 97 comments

His pussy lips are showing

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I swallow eight spiders on New Year’s Day, so I don’t have to worry for the rest of the year.

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

Lesson Number One:

submitted 90 days ago • 65 comments

A bit back, I drew a fake book cover for my print club and portfolio featuring some cute OCs I wanted to draw... but now I want to write a sapphic western about them!!!! #bookcover #illustration #sapphicromance

submitted 89 days ago • 71 comments

Maybe I should watch this

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.

submitted 90 days ago • 1299 comments

What I don't get is why early home computers were like 7 grand inflation-adjusted and everybody had them

submitted 90 days ago • 507 comments

In these divisive times, it’s heartwarming to see everyone uniting to clown on Drake.

submitted 89 days ago • 184 comments

You can do whatever the fuck you want if no one can stop you

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

submitted 89 days ago • 198 comments

If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.

submitted 89 days ago • 924 comments

Oooo

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I think Kendrick might be a little racist, but that’s okay. Me too. We are the same.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Humans are biological automatons with self awareness.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

8/10

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What’s with all these weird comparisons? Pseudo science.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, should we be, like, downloading the Library of Congress or something?

submitted 90 days ago • 379 comments

It never ends

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

still wearing Halloween socks cause rebel

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

For me it’s drugs and healthcare and the hopes of building a gaming PC

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Who reads fanfiction and romance? I’m curious who among us is a degenerate?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Yup.

submitted 90 days ago • 1019 comments

Yea that was cool

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Why didn’t I want to drink coffee until 3 PM?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Nah we suffering. Get ready for the big sad

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

For me it’s ladybugs. Where the fuck do they keep coming from? At this point I’m committing ladybug war crimes.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments