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I'll bet being from the Outside Lands is a lot like playing Dragon Warrior II or Adventure of Link and coming across the map of the first game, all tiny and unimportant

www.vox.com/on-the-right... This is fucking maddening

This was my favorite article from the last print edition! So glad I can share it now!

I’m at a playground in Taiwan. There is a sandbox and this girl is playing with water and sand. She made a lump and was walking around shouting what I thought was “I have a flower!” (she was saying “pi hua”, and hua means flower).

Cool, real glad we lost Portland's best food cart pod for this monstrosity.

Trump's speech is like the Oscars in that I didn't watch it but read about it the next day and got angry

It's pancake day again!

youtu.be/NoZzyL1KEis?... Holy shit. Apparently this is Major League 2, which I have seen. All I remember is the catcher who is terrible until he remembers playboy bunny stats, and at one point he says "Women, can't live with 'em, and they can pee standing up," which is something I say to this day.

youtu.be/NoZzyL1KEis?... Holy shit. Apparently this is Major League 2, which I have seen. All I remember is the catcher who is terrible until he remembers playboy bunny stats, and at one point he says "Women, can't live with 'em, and they can pee standing up," which is something I say to this day.

This is how I'm feeling youtu.be/zieppd4yABQ?...

I got my RealID and it really looks like shit. Cloudy, all text is super tiny, my picture like like it's been blown out, there are so many dumb/cool security holograms it's actually hard to read. I still don't know what the point of it all is.

I saw how expensive eggs actually are now and got irrationally angry at Safeway. I mean, inside Safeway, but at Safeway too. I hate that it's my closest supermarket now.

Read this while waiting at the DMV for my Real ID, because my passport is expiring and I need to have some form of ID while I wait for it to get renewed. Safeway has mandatory ID checks for beer. Priorities.

If you've ever wanted to see De Niro jerk off and call it a "number three" then I've got a movie for you. It's not as good as Norman Pain saying a number three is "a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree" though.

I have seen meme crossover and everything like this in 15 to 20 years. Reminds me of web 2.0, of all the things we lost.

Got to get as much schadenfreude I can before the sadenfreude starts

I am legitimately concerned for when the sadenfreude actually starts

I've watched this twenty times, easy. Music, no music, doesn't matter. It's beautiful.

Sometimes you have a night where you finish up two movies, like Valhalla Rising and Hausu, but green want to watch just one scene of Chunking Express which takes you to The Grandmaster and then after the opening you watch half of Ip Man instead and have three beers and sun have to work in six hours.

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. The title is amazing, and then it gets better from there.

Someone better at Photoshop than me needs to put this into that picture of JFK at that desk and John John underneath it

I guess my new hobby is reading the newspapers in Final Destination movies. This is from THE Final Destination, and it looks like WXTO News guess 7th graders to write their copy.

No on was supposed to see this, but I did, Final Destination 2!

Line from Final Destination that maybe needs to enter our lexicon, because someone wrote it and another person signed off on it: "torque a wicked cable", meaning "to dump out".

New slang I'm workshopping for major ass problems the day after eating spicy food: a case of the old whites (feedback more than welcome)

Word in Spanish I'm bringing to English: gust, to bring good feelings to a subject. We have "disgust", but we don't have the opposite, "gust". Example: "The McSweeny's article about jokes on the Mayflower gusts me"