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Ending Easter and 4/20 by watching righteous gemstones feels appropriate.

Sigh, I hate tornadoes. At least it was a good afternoon to fly kites

Can we have one of those carnival workers guess Trump’s weight? They’re usually right on the money

Just got off a live chat with Xfinity about my modem not working with the conclusion being go to the store.

today and always

Me dodging the steam from my oven

An Arkansas pot hole

Damn. My hatred of Kentucky fucks me again.

Why is there no money for ordinary human beings and so much money for billionaires and bombs 🥲

Does Christian bale Batman take the biggest beating as live action batman?

Does any fan base actually want Aaron Rodgers?

I don’t think James French Hill “French Hill” an American businessman and politician serving as the U.S. representative for Arkansas's 2nd congressional district since 2015. He is a member of the Republican Party. Will ever respond to my request to change his name to America Hill.

I decided I needed more followers

How can a person sweat and be cold? What the fuck

This weather seems more Arkansas. Freezing rain and brief bitter cold

Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor Frodo and Sam:

It’s like she owns the place

I really don’t want the chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Another Kelce will appear with a podcast

What’s the point of the horse cops if I can walk as fast as they go?

Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes theonion.com/trump-worrie...

regardless of politics, i think we can all agree that joe biden’s secret service-biting dog should have the opportunity to challenge trump for the presidency like this

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Two tight ends dropped the ball two weekends in a row

Brian Schottenheimer what the fuck Dallas cowboys!?

I’m pretty sure emergency personnel just pulled another dead body out of a neighbors house.

Do the Tesla trucks not have blinkers or do the drivers not know to use them?

SO, turns out Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are brothers. And until the vid Howie Mandell just posted, they'd never met. Their dad had 2 families that didn't know about each other. They surprise meet for the 1st time, while Burr is clearly pissed. It's at the 31 min mark www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpba...

Goddamn toilet pipe fucking froze

Are the cowboys just going to end up with mike McCarthey again? Fuck!