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How can a person sweat and be cold? What the fuck

This weather seems more Arkansas. Freezing rain and brief bitter cold

Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor Frodo and Sam:

It’s like she owns the place

I really don’t want the chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Another Kelce will appear with a podcast

What’s the point of the horse cops if I can walk as fast as they go?

Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes theonion.com/trump-worrie...

regardless of politics, i think we can all agree that joe biden’s secret service-biting dog should have the opportunity to challenge trump for the presidency like this

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Two tight ends dropped the ball two weekends in a row

Brian Schottenheimer what the fuck Dallas cowboys!?

I’m pretty sure emergency personnel just pulled another dead body out of a neighbors house.

Do the Tesla trucks not have blinkers or do the drivers not know to use them?

SO, turns out Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are brothers. And until the vid Howie Mandell just posted, they'd never met. Their dad had 2 families that didn't know about each other. They surprise meet for the 1st time, while Burr is clearly pissed. It's at the 31 min mark www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpba...

Goddamn toilet pipe fucking froze

Are the cowboys just going to end up with mike McCarthey again? Fuck!

It’s snowing in Little Rock

As an adult you should be able to handle six inches of anything.

So far for holidays this year we have Rex Manning Day April 8th, and Dave Matthews Band dump on Chicago River Day August 8th

Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.

I hate fireworks

I think I’m fighting with a meteorologist, which is not an expert on meteors, about meteors I saw.

Just saw a meteor shower in Little Rock

The cat has come back to our house two times today after dropping her off at her original home.

Dog surgery is expensive!

buy your dad a guitar pedal. trust me

David Bowie Fan Has Completely Different Personality Every Time You See Them thehardtimes.net/music/david-...

There’s a visitor in my house. I call her Charlie catlin because of her mustache. Adolf Kitler apparently wasn’t approved.

Start the song over and turn it up!

Stupid tooth couldn’t make it through the holidays

the bus shouldnt make any stops and just keep driving…. just keep driving….

Tyson beats Paul good opportunity for rematch. Paul beats Tyson he’s just beating an old washed boxer.

Start the song over and turn it up!