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He/Him. Mostly harmless, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. PFP: himself at the grand canyon (it’s pretty nice) Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Just deleted a reply because all the wrong people were liking it. Sarcasm is on its death bed.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Elon cut off his dong just like he did with his children. Can pay for a botched medical procedure but can't pay for medical procedure for his own children. If he can cut off his own family he'll cut off any sort of aid for you and your family with DOGE

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

RIP to Miss Yvonne, the most beautiful woman in puppetland.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Can I blame Elon for xfinity suddenly being down?

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Would you like some toast?

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Preserved for when it gets taken down.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Share a character who didn’t deserve their fate 🎬📺

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Most Falco songs really. Copy and quote-skeet this with a genuinely decent song whose music video aged hilariously:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

submitted 1 day ago • 2112 comments