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Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew. I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
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Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

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Feels appropriate for this moment.

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I thought that I needed the love of others and a house of my own. Turns out I just wanted leftover smoked ribs for breakfast.

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So I am now expected to have to actually keep going back to work each day, even after watching the first 3 episodes of Severance?

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Ronald Reagan was the devil.

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if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise

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Co-signed, A Man

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Today is Archie’s 1st Birthday 🎉

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Lots of folks need to get into therapy or get some viagra or whatever the fuck it takes to heal. Tired of all the wanna be tough guy little dick bullshit in our society.

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I want to get drunk and obnoxiously cheer for the competitors at a regional whimsical skedaddling tournament.

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Let’s Go Vinnie HR

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Bully bullies.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ya’ll need this early today.

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Shadeur Sanders can still go in the first round if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

Sharing a room at the cancer center with a loud, old smelly guy that sounds like he is about 5 minutes away from dying of emphysema and if this fat asshole doesn't turn down his TV and cover his fucking mouth, I am going to strangle him with his IV line. 🤬

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

first #HEYHEYHEYHEY of the day but hopefully not the last

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I haven't stopped laughing at this.

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It’s a great day to have a great day

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Ask and ye shall receive.

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The comment section on Facebook really is the strongest argument for a mass extinction event.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Wichita might be one of the shittiest cities in America.

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For yesterday

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Looking forward to the spectacularly batshit meltdown that dweeb Elon Musk is going to have in the very near future.

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Pete Hegseth was explicitly hired for his race and gender and that’s the best argument for inclusive meritocracy

submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

Do some donuts with your 12 mpg F250 in the middle of an open field, dump your used motor oil in the river, and shoot a coyote or two...because nothing matters and not shitting all over everything is for those DEI loving pussies.

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

submitted 14 days ago • 265 comments

The Catholic Church now has an opportunity to put aside archaic notions about catering to the poor and sick by choosing a new Pope who will focus on attacking gay people and restricting women’s reproductive rights.

submitted 10 days ago • 31 comments

Quite frankly, I'm pretty disappointed in all you. I am not sure I have seen any dogs or cats wearing bunny ears today.

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