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Dusty foot philosopher. Half joking/Half serious.
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Please don't call it erectile dysfunction, i prefer the term "sleepy peepee"

Trying to catch up on deleting emails in my Protonmail these days is like "that is still too many battles, pls pick fewer battles."

New poster for protests: DEAR COPS: Really. Why are you protecting rich assholes?

What did I talk about in therapy? Stuff about stuff i tend to stuff.

The best part of cooking is spanking the little bottoms of the little spice jars.

Seriously. I've been sick all my life. I deserve some cool ppl privilege already. 💅

Sputnik inspired awe and wonder among children and this inspires uh middle management to look for ways to become upper management

The ads on WordFeud need to chill. 😅 Also who's on #Rednote #Xiaohongshu ?

not now, pacific northwest Big One

Pointless, as I am always posting into the void, but ECHOING THIS!!

am i contending that when faced with a fiscal crisis the white bird clinic leadership team decided they would rather Carve Out The Heart And Soul Of Their Organization than recognizing their employee's right to collective bargaining ? nah Reality Speaks For Itself

Scrooge ass MF needs to be put on the public stocks.

Sure sex is good, but have you ever fully emptied out your storage unit? 🤤

Buttcheekth #miketyson

Again, I'm calling it. They're gonna turn the whole Trump term into a reality TV show.

we're not calling them skeets anymore they're called bluejobs.

I'm calling it right now. They're gonna surprise everyone and turn the next 4 years into a reality show. #Trump

The most disgusting thing on the internet isn't 2 girls 1 cup, it's people trying to capitalize off the grief so many are experiencing at the results of the election. I'm looking at you, Dems.

Why do ppl in movies & tv always swallow pills dry? That is psychopath behavior.

#ADHD life hack: Check your drafts folder periodically to make sure you actually sent that email.

Finito.

That's right, I'm OVERthinking. Over it. Done.

She's a 10, but I just saw her lean over a little to let a fart out on her barstool.

Til' Death Do Us Party

I just popped in to say that I think it's funny that humans are probably the dumbest we have been since the dark ages and this is when we decide to invent AI. Anyway, #FreePalestine 🖕✌️

Has any college or university tried NOT clearing an encampment, but just providing general security around the area, keeping it chill, waiting for the semester to end?

oh but I will

How many doors does a space shuttle have? Asking for a friend.

Dear Google. I will not be reading your updated terms of service. Thank you for the seventeen individual emails anyway.

Fallout, brought to you by Gatorade. The Rad... is it in you?

Absolutely GUTTED it's not going to be continued.

art by wolpertinger

#ShodaKakuyu (1879–1948) Green Shade (Ryokuin) 1933 #Ukiyoe #Woodblock #PicturesoftheFloatingWorld #japaneseart #uridev

Pretty sure I just heard someone say "I'm here, I'm queer, I might grow a beard" at the airport.

richest nation on earth in all of human history

unemployment level: procrastinating a nap

90 generations of perfect body control and my man still came too fast. #Dune2